Goodishintent
@omnintensivist
Med/Peds Critical Care MD. I raised 3 teenage boys to adulthood, so you don't scare me. Abortion is healthcare.
Boy in the pillowcase is getting married this weekend. He asked me to give a lil speech. He made me submit it to him for review, didn't want me talking about what a smart baby he was. But he was a smart baby and I'm GOING OFF SCRIPT
This is Lightning and he wears his best shoes when he visits our PICU kids because he is a gentleman
Patient's family brought donuts Cookie Monster has a head injury
Every year, after I pay my property taxes, I go somewhere beautiful to remind me why I live here
It's 3:00 AM. The nurses are decorating. I got me some doctor vibes. Happy Doctors Day! It's mostly a good gig. ❤️
One year later the child died. Vaccination is the way to prevent this.
when an idiot doctor starts talking nonsense in a hospital meeting, the group chat heals me
When the child arrived from an outside ED, I looked at the nurse and asked them to get a blood gas "because this kid's pH is less than 7"
When my son and his wife went on a scary rollercoaster, the grandbebe stayed behind with me. He had a meltdown and while I was holding him, he screamed "I WANT MY DAD! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" The. Utter. Treachery.
I have been notified that I should have used the word "eliminated" instead of "eradicated". I'll try to do better.