Jennie

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Jennie@onelawnwrangler· 25d

My fox friends are losing their home. 😢 my neighbors are cutting down the wooded area where the foxes live. I had put out water in a ceramic pan (with a copper disc to keep the water clean, and a rock to hold down the disc.) I hope they move to my lot. I have fewer trees but I won't displace them.

A fox drinking from a pan of water outdoors.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jul 18

Hashtag fail #me #idiot Lol here's my girl tho.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jul 17

Who are your favorite sitcom roommates?

Abed and Troy hold coffee mugs. Scene from the sitcom Community.

The Monkees sit on the set of their TV apartment.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jul 16

Describe yourself in three characters.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jul 9

This is so fucking real. I've got a cat right now that will aim for a tissue if I can get it fast enough. When we successfully execute a perfect no-mess incident, I feel more synchronized with her than I've ever felt with anybody. 😂

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jul 5

Oooh 🥰 hello, fellow fancy cat!

A tuxedo cat in a dark blue bow tie with white stars on it.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jul 5

Lady Jane wanted to show off the bluray of Difficult People that's just been released. Get your copy from @julieklausner.bsky.social and Julie will sign it for you! This show is hilarious, and after the Dollface debacle, I can't count on Hulu to always have it streaming. Yay, physical media!

Lady Jane the tuxedo cat is showing off her new bluray of Difficult People.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jul 4

So anyway, I says to Mabel, I says...

Bart says to Lisa Simpson: "so i says to Mabel i says" as Homer crosses behind them.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jul 4

I'm watching interview with the vampire uncut on AMC+ for the first time. "I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING!" (devastating, btw) Why did I wait to watch this show? If you're looking for a nudge to watch it... hi! Thank you to @danirat.bsky.social for being right about how good this show is. #iwtv

Lestat from AMC's Interview with the Vampire. He's screaming, "I heard your hearts dancing!"

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 28

without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image

Melissa Fumero smiling and eyeing Andre Braugher behind the scenes of Brooklyn nine nine. Andre (as Captain Holt) is wearing a yellow tee and swim trunks. The tee has the word "slut" under a cartoon pineapple in pink thong underwear.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 27

Cat tails are separate creatures

A cat tail in a cup holder with the remotes

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 25

Happy THING day!

The wolf dog from The Thing standing in the snow

Art from The Thing. A human-like figure wearing cold weather gear and a fur lined hood. There is light emanating from the face area that's creating a blinding effect.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 25

Ew. No thanks. I will imagine a cat instead. A lovely thought.

A grey cat is sitting in a white chair, contemplating a vase containing dried hydrangea.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 24

"Paparazzi, go away! I'm resting my whiskers."

A tuxedo cat lying with her head upside down and one eye open looking at the camera.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 20

Aw tha baybeeeeeee 😭 I used to have the vet cut my beagle's nails because he would SCREAM. I had to leave the building because I could hear him and my heart would break for him. Rest in peace, Toby. I'm sorry for all the nail cutting.

A beagle puppy with a red ball in his mouth (barely).

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 20

At least it's an easy cleanup. 😂 I've been there. This queen is very good about trusting me when she's puking. Every other animal I've ever had turns their head AWAY from the napkin or whatever I managed to grab when I heard the gag. But sometimes it's just my hand. Ew.

A tuxedo cat lying on a grey and black zebra print blanket

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 19

Have you tried this gadget? I give my 2 cats tube treat in a dish bc there's 2 cats and they won't stand for waiting in line. I have these and have only tried them once. 1 cat was afraid. 1 cat was confused. Fail. Must try again.

Cat treat spoon product page explains benefits of weird plastic spoon gadget for tube treats. Prevents biting, scratching, dripping, etc.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 17

Bonus toe for ya 💚💜💙

A tuxedo cat leans with one elbow and front paws hanging out of a tall cat tree opening. In front of a window, full of light.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 17

Longe

A tuxedo cat stretching her paws in front of her over the edge of a furry cat bed. She is long.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 9

Ummm

Phil Hartman on snl with a box of colon blow cereal, orange juice, coffee mug, milk, bowl.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· Jun 1

Thank you! Her name is Irish... She's a ham. I love her.

A grey cat reflected in a mirror over her shoulder. She appears to be contemplating something deep.

A grey cat finding her light in a ray of sunshine

A grey cat in a blue room on top of a cat tree

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· May 31

Ha! As if these girls would let me close my eyes this close to their 4:30pm feeding. Silly. 🤭

A tuxedo cat looking up from a cane back chair with a beige cushion. The cat has Disney face.

A grey striped cat staring up from a grey bench.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· May 18

This butterfly is so fucking tiny. The video doesn't do it justice. Smol.

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· May 17

A wee butterfly to brighten your day. I can't stress enough how tiny she was. It's hard to tell. Just trust me. SO TINY!

Jennie@onelawnwrangler· May 7

I know I've curated my echo chamber with impeccable vibes because there are 3 posts in a row celebrating Tom Holland dancing. Thank you: @goldengateblond.bsky.social @anamariecox.bsky.social @danirat.bsky.social 💙💚💜