Joined Nov ‘24 is undefeated

(ugh)

Obviously needed crabs (I assure you it fits in the plot)

Your city doesn’t have an amateur, themed, and fully self-funded synchronized swimming production every year? Can’t relate.

Holy shit Baltimore this storm - stay safe. There was just hail and our part of Pratt is flooding.

Ultimately, shorter tests are good (until we can get to no tests), but this is ridiculous framing. These tests don’t actually show anything! They’re just measures of poverty and parent education levels! There’s years and years of research saying this!

One more

Man, @theonion.com is the greatest.

Me after the cousins dog walk during Thanksgiving

Believe this was an Albany-area treasure in the late 90s/early aughts.

Maryland mentioned (the new edition of The Onion)

I found the best AI slop Knicks shirt. Look closely.

Ready for the Premier League season.

In retrospect I love this but it’s a choice I made for sure

Props to @knickerbacker.bsky.social who has me crying in the club (at the coffee shop) right now.

Hey what’s being a Knicks fan like?

DHGate’s finest

This team would kill each other.

This feels unfairly low

Actually I lied this man belongs in a “fire into the sun (1% of value) line”

The world’s most extreme ever example of

This article starts by him (unknowingly?) admitting why he thinks this! A three-hour, closed book exam? There is 0 learning theory that supports something like that! Don’t give those!

Emmie tried spaghetti! She thought it was very nice!

Man, @theonion.com did it again.

My son told us he wants us to watch our language on his birthday (tomorrow) and provided us this handy graphic. (I slip up sometimes but my wife never does which is why it’s funny he gave this to her)