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Onil@onil· 10d

Toby. Tuck. JiJi.

Toby, a blue heeler is sitting in a grassy yard under a willowy tree.

Tuck, an orange cat lying on a blue blanketed bed on his back with his big belly for all the world to see. A ray of sunlight covers his face

JiJi. A small black cat sitting in a big brown cardboard box.

Onil@onil· 19d

We were just there this last weekend. Specifically to get this.

A clear glass tumbler shaped like Jollibee with his trademark hat and bowtie standing on a dining room table next to a red box with"Jollibee Jolly Glass Tumbler" in bold white lettering.

Onil@onil· Jul 17

That's very Dr Forrester.

A man wearing green rimmed glasses and a green labcoat is smirking at you. Good hair is disheveled and his mustache has a small white streak. It's Dr Clayton Forrester from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Onil@onil· Jun 6

He's staying in his mushroom house for the rest of the night for us.

A screenshot of The Google Weather Frog. It's showing a severe thunderstorm watch and rain for the rest of the night.

Onil@onil· Jun 1

I think it looks more like a cherry. Still like it though.

A drawing of what's supposed to be an apple using red and yellow gel pens and a blue highlighter on a piece of scrap paper. Next to Red and yellow gel pen and a blue highlighter. Doesn't look very appley though. Kinda looks like a cherry.

Onil@onil· May 30

Meal break doodle. That's my pile of emotional support scrap paper.

A crude drawing of two ice plant flowers. Red flowers surrounded by green stubby leaves. Green highlighter and red gel pen.

Onil@onil· May 25

Holiday night shift. Just killing time. Red gel pen and a green highlighter on one of my scrap papers I use for vital signs. There's nothing HIPPA violating on the other paper.

Pieces of blank white scrap paper. A separate piece has a crude drawing of a turnip done in red ink and green highlighter. A red Pilot get pen and a green highlighter and part of a black Sharpie can be seen next to the pieces of paper.

Onil@onil· May 22

Yup.

Onil@onil· Apr 3

Toby says, "Thank you, Immunity Dog!"

Toby, a blue heeler, underneath a blossoming hunts cherry tree with blue skies behind him.

Onil@onil· Mar 28

All about that adobo life.

A pile of garlic ready to be chopped on a clear plastic cutting board with a yellow border. A steel knife is next to the garlic.

Onil@onil· Feb 11

They're alt, gay and from New Jersey. And in this house, they're heroes.

James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano from the chest up. He is a dark haired balding gentleman of Italian descent. He is angrily yelling and pointing a finger. He is wearing his depression outfit, a white "wife-beater" tank top undershirt and white bathrobe.

Onil@onil· Jan 31

Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster. That is called the fox guarding the henhouse. The
Constitution requires an independent judicial officer.
Accordingly, the Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this
administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Great Writ
and release from detention are GRANTED pursuant to the attached Judgment.
Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled
power and the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And
the rule of law be damned.

Onil@onil· Jan 26

And now for the Big Dig. Doing about half hour sessions. In between, just started a new game of Dragon Age Origins.

The truck bed of a blue-grey Ford Maverick. The hatch is open. The bed is covered in about a foot of snow. Treetops on the background. Cloudy sky above.
The left side of the picture is a partial view of a red Hyundai Kona, also covered in snow.

Toby, a blue heeler, running in the snow. He has a blep because he loves eating snow.

Toby, a blue heeler, romping in a snow covered field. The snow is up to his shoulders. In the distance are trees, wind blown. Cloudy skies above.

Onil@onil· Jan 15

This creep.

A white man is looking directly down the barrel of the lens like a creep. The background is a gaussian blurred office setting with a desk, files and potted greenery. He is in colonial dress: navy coat with cream vest with brass colored buttons and a ruffled white shirt. He is wearing thin gold rimmed bifocals. He is wearing an obvious bald cap with gray hair on the sides down to his shoulders. He resembles Benjamin Franklin. Because it's Andy Daly as Benjamin Franklin from an episode of The Office.

Onil@onil· Dec 28

Onil@onil· Nov 28

Nice.

Onil@onil· Nov 27

Happy Thanksgiving from Manila. Chicken inasal with garlic rice.

Chicken inasal and a scoop of garlic rice on a yellow plate with the numbers 2003 printed on it. A spoon and a fork are placed on the plate. Not in focus: a small yellow dish with calamansi and Thai peppers. Not in focus: a small yellow dish with soy sauce and vinegar mix for dipping.

Onil@onil· Nov 19

Probinsya nightlife. Pretty sweet.

A quiet tree lined street in Cabangan, Zambales. It is night. The sky is pitch black. The street is lit by houselights. There are no cars. There are no people out. A lone dog is lazing in the middle of the road.

Onil@onil· Nov 17

Looking for breakfast at MOA. Turned a corner and saw the name Bagel Girl. Got excited for bagels. It does not sell bagels.

Inside of a store named Bagel Girl. Two chandeliers are in the store. Racks of brightly colored items. There are no bagels.

Onil@onil· Nov 9

It's the Zohran Mamdani poster template. Gold lettering on a field of the bluest blue.
Text reads: I GET ALL MY NEWS from Greg Pak

Onil@onil· Nov 9

It's the Zohran Mamdani poster font. Gold lettering on a field of the bluest blue. The text reads: YES,
You Should

Onil@onil· Nov 9

You need a poster if you're running for the job.

A mock political poster in the style of the ones used by Zohran Mamdani for his successful mayoral campaign. Based on the fonts and colors for bodega advertising.
Two lines of text with yellowish-orangish lettering on a field of vibrant blue.
Text reads: TWISS (1st line)
FOR Rat Czar (2nd line)

Onil@onil· Nov 8

A mock political poster using the now iconic Zohran Mamdani posters based on bodega lettering and coloring used for his mayoral campaign.
Bold yellow-orange lettering on a field of vibrant blue. The text is two lines: VANTH (in the first line)
FOR Marshal (the second line directly underneath).

Onil@onil· Oct 30

Happy birthday to Onil!

Screenshot of Dr Mario as a playable game for the upcoming update of Animal Crossing.

Onil@onil· Sep 30

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Onil@onil· Aug 16

Friday night is lit. The view from the couch as I finish up training videos for work due by midnight. Got done with an hour and a half to spare.

Onil@onil· Aug 13

Happy birthday!

Is this Metroid?
It's a butterfly, my guy.

Onil@onil· Aug 12

Our broom isn't hanging only because we use it. But we do have a woven winnowing basket next to the spoon and fork.

A corner in my dining room. A circular woven winnowing basket sits on top of a framed print of a red barn in a western plains landscape.

Onil@onil· Aug 12

I mean that's the first thing my wife and I got for ourselves when we bought our house. It's classy af.* *As Filipino.

A pair of giant wooden spoon and fork hanging on a wall.

Onil@onil· Aug 9