onyx's asmr

@onyx

24 they/them (she/her if we're close) autistic nb socialist sakamoto nichijou but awesome asmr channel! ( find me on cohost! (@onyxxx) co-owner of fattpad.com actually a cat ΘΔ pfp by @reelyray.bsky.social

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onyx's asmr@onyx· 9d

my dumb ass started a luthier apprenticeship thinking that was a good idea LOL (though i got pretty far before life got in the way :3)

a photo of an unfinished acoustic guitar hanging on a wall. blueprints for a different guitar are plastered behind it

the body of the previous acoustic guitar lying on a table, showing the inlay on the bottom and around the edges of the guitar more closely

onyx's asmr@onyx· 16d

prince pondicherry from charlie and the chocolate factory in his chocolate palace

onyx's asmr@onyx· 19d

action lab made a video about me a year ago and no one told me

a screenshot of a youtube video thumbnail depicting a red ball being squished by a human hand.

text:
gets bigger
when
squished?

this material gets bigger when you
squish it
the action lab . 2.6m views . 1 year ago

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jun 25

i simply had to draw her. there was nothing i could do. #tadc #jax

c-c'mon, guys... i look f*****g ridiculous...

you look like you're five seconds away from getting plowed into my bed, jay~

so that isn't censored...

i don't make the rules, pomni.

you literally do...

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jun 3

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jun 2

stickers for anthrocon are here! if you're gonna be at ac, keep a lookout for them on tables n such! (and me! if u see me i will give u stickers!)

onyx's asmr@onyx· Apr 12

what the fuck was i on

a screenshot of the bluesky drafts panel
text:
back drafts
1mo
my phone ringing but i don't remember getting it any jewelry

onyx's asmr@onyx· Mar 12

this is how i learned my secondary monitor is more color accurate than my primary www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd

your delta e ok jnd
0.0025
okay this is genuinely impressive. you're well below the standard jnd of 0.02. the cie should be sending you a job offer. or at least a certificate.

onyx's asmr@onyx· Feb 27

I'M LITERALLY GOD

screenshot of a perfect score on dialed.gg, a color match guessing game.

text:
9.99
perfect. literally perfect.
we have questions.
your selection
h145 s95 b16
original
h147 s97 b16

screenshot of the results page for dialed.gg

text:
results
tetrachromat or obsessive? either way, maybe go outside.
better than 92% of players
45.02/50
8.30 9.69 7.63 9.41 9.99
omg
share the link. see who wins.
challenge a friend

onyx's asmr@onyx· Feb 22

an edited version of a screenshot of the youngest person ever, captioned "the angriest baby ever"

onyx's asmr@onyx· Feb 14

ADORABLE ART DRAWN BY @reelyray.bsky.social!!!!!!!

onyx's asmr@onyx· Feb 13

hell yes i love physical media

[image of cd]
Thank you!

Estimated to ship March 23, 2026 and estimated to arrive no later than April 6, 2026

azazil-X, Jewel Case CD
From Cacola
Includes digital album

onyx's asmr@onyx· Feb 9

this is what was meant by getting fucked, right? sure not as fun as the other kind...

a card table with a game of commander magic the gathering being played. aster is sat at one end, with remarkably less cards than one of her opponents.
text: alright! aster, swinging for lethal!
has had her commander countered twice
has one creature on the battlefield
has gotten to cast seven spells in total

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jan 12

my mom put our trip to ane on her schedule as "anthrocon boston" and i just love the specific levels of knowledge and lack of knowledge required to make this kind of connection

picture of a digital scheduling calendar. text reads: "LR: Trip with onyx" "LR: Anthrocon Boston"

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jan 11

cw: stupid amounts of fat, the fattest fatfur in town! and here's parts 5 and 6!!! i'm not sure if i'll do a part 7. i thought i would stop at five but my tastes have just continued to increase so uh... who knows :3

onyx is now the size of a car, a tube in their mouth with a massive tank of feed to the side of them hooked up to it. text bubble: "i'm home kitty, and i brought diiinner~ heart emoji (well, one of them at least)"

onyx is now large enough to fill an entire room, two hoses running from their fat-buried maw. they're entirely incapable of moving, even their fingers are layered in enough fat to keep them entirely pinned. text bubble: "you finally passed three tons! as promised then, guess who's getting hose number three~"

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jan 11

cw: stupid amounts of fat, the fattest fatfur in town! onyx gets big... REAL big... six part sequence by the lovely @arllanaeats.bsky.social!!!!!!! i've been commissioning parts to this sequence over the past year or so, and i just realized i haven't posted it to bsky, so here ya go!!!!!!!!! (1-4)

a soft and chubby onyx, looking flustered as they drink a big soda. text bubble: "have you been putting on a little weight lately? it's cute! heart emoji"

a much larger onyx waddling with a hot dog and burger in their hands, hearts floating around their face as they head to the kitchen. text bubble: "onyx! your second dinner is ready~ heart emoji"

a barely mobile onyx sits on the floor, trash from food boxes scattered around them, their belly smothering their legs. they drink from a feeding hose, an exhausted look on their face as they struggle to keep up.

a now immobile onyx permanently resting on the floor, wider than they are tall by a large margin. they have a very flustered, very overexerted expression on their face. text bubble: "awwww~ heart emoji can my little kitty not get up anymore~? time to start getting serious then!"

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jan 8

cw: very big! very fat!! WONDERFUL COMM FROM @smorgasgored.bsky.social OF MY FAT FUCKING CAT GETTING STUFFED SILLY THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAA 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

my fursona, onyx, being stuffed silly as they struggle to waddle towards their next tasty snack, their massive gut dragging across the floor.

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jan 6

made for the wordle today that shit pissed me off

onyx's asmr@onyx· Nov 21

pov: ur our teammate and we're telling u to rush b for the ninth time in a row art by @rushbordie on twitter

a drawn artwork of two of my fursonas, onyx on the left and myst on the right, over a screenshot of dust 2. onyx is kneeled down, wielding a knife and an awp. myst has a knife an m4a1-s. the knives and weapons have flashy skins on them from counter-strike, matching or contrasting the red and purple colors of onyx and myst.

onyx's asmr@onyx· Sep 10

never. stop. gambling.

onyx's asmr@onyx· Aug 28

did u say chicken

uni the chicken boy kitty in a lovely red bow tie during on a shelf, expectantly starting at the camera for chicken

onyx's asmr@onyx· Aug 25

my fat ass car-sized car :3

my fursona onyx fat as all get out, hooked up to a feeding tube, getting filled with gallons and gallons of weight gain shake, the tank labeled "onyx's growth shake ❤️". someone off screen says "i'm home kitty, and i brought diiinner~ (well, one of them at least)"

onyx's asmr@onyx· Aug 14

wait it's still on desktop??? and things are also named different??? is "top replies" supposed to be "hot replies" or "most liked replies"? i'm so confused

picture of a computer monitor displaying the bluesky settings page.
text:

thread preferences
sort replies
sort replies to the same post by:
hot replies first
oldest replies first
newest replies first
most-liked first
random (aka "poster's roulette")

prioritize your follows
show replies by people you follow before all other replies

experimental
show replies as threaded

onyx's asmr@onyx· Aug 13

i don't see anyone else bringing up that they removed the randomized order option for post replies for no reason and i'm pissed off about it

screenshot of the bluesky settings menu. the aforementioned "dealer's choice" setting is missing.
text:
sort replies
sort replies to the same post by:
top replies first
oldest replies first
newest replies first

onyx's asmr@onyx· Aug 7

2K SUBS YIPPEEEEEE i will be putting out a special announcement later today :3

a screenshot of my youtube studio page, showing my subscriber count. text: onyx's asmr, 2,001, total subscribers

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jul 14

new asmr is here with all my stuff i got at anthrocon! and an extra bluesky segment just for my horny mfs on my page -w- youtu.be/B4EXNPxWsMo

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jul 11

made a one page comic tonight after thinking about my time at anthrocon with my friends.

a one page comic drawn in a sketchbook with markers and pencil shading. an unnamed furry character looks up at the sky, rambling to you, the viewer, about it.

text bubbles:
"did you know the next closest star to earth is almost 25 trillion miles away?"
"it takes over four years for light to travel from it to here on earth."
"whenever i look up at it, i like to think about what i was doing that long ago..."
"when the light i'm seeing right now was first made by that star..."
"how was i feeling?"
"what battle was i fighting?"
"i usually struggle to remember, but... i know that four years from now..."
"i'll remember how happy i was... being here with you."

secondary text:
"ah, i'm rambling again..."
"this always happens"
"i hope you don't mind"
"i know it's annoying..."
"but... it's still the best way i can think to show you..."
"that i love you."
"i hope through all my rambling, i show that."

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jul 10

some drawings and also the guitar i'm building :3

a pen drawing of a chibi style miku. she had her hands on her hips, looking at something out of frame. she is proudly stating "a."

a marker illustration of samus aran and a metroid. she's facing the viewer, building up her charge beam, rays of light blasting across the frame.

a simple marker illustration of my kasane teto. text reads "hello my name is ps1 kasane teto and ur watching jamie (paige) channel". below is an illustration of my sona, onyx, doing the pose from the birdbrain music video. yellow and red block letters spell "birdbrain!" around them.

a picture of an unfinished guitar sitting on a table in a workshop, still in the process of being put together. notable missing features are tuning pegs, frets, and a bridge.

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jul 9

i got some new undies at ac and have been looking for an excuse to show them off! :3

a picture of me sitting on my bed, legs crossed, only wearing a pair of small boyshorts. i'm holding my chest to present to you, the viewer, my bountiful bosom graciously given to my by the power of feminizing hormone replacement therapy.

onyx's asmr@onyx· Jul 8

my #ac2025 haul! super duper happy with all the stuff i got! see y'all at ane!