Open Secret Alien
@opensecretalien
Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage. Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
Grendel Birdlicker (Lastname). Source: licked a bird, was never the same Peachy Keen Esmeralda (Lastname). Source: Got in enough trouble to spontaneously manifest a middle name.
I've been trying to adopt this philosophy because I don't want to go home with nothing but memories of endless tragedy. It helps.
I can't even imagine being so good looking that everyone wants to talk about it.
I'm gonna have to try this later. The orchard was having a sale on pick-your-owns and I went overboard again.
He's an amazing dog, though I did name him before I actually met him. If I hadn't, his name would be Cuddles Underfoot.
That's a classic. I went and got me one of them new rocket powered deals.
Yeah, the bodies are approximately tennis ball sized plus eyestalks!
God helps those who help themselves and it has become clear that humanity simply cannot help itself.
This kind here. Modern necklaces are usually chains, but the Romans didn't have the technology for that, so they braided gold wire into necklaces that were still somewhat flexible.
In two weeks, it'll be 2 years since Peachy Keen joined the family. My first guess was that she might've ended up stray the way lots of dogs do: by panic fleeing 4th of July fireworks. However, it has become very clear that she's that rare dog who is completely unbothered by fireworks and thunder.
I like to say that making stuff to delight people or fill their needs is my mental health care. In that context, today was like finding out that the best shrink in town is in network, is taking new patients and thinks I can have a little LSD as a treat. I'll be riding this high for weeks!
TRW I tell my dogs that they have no legal rights in human society and that I technically own them like you'd own a chair.
Fun fact: if you move a sphere through the atmosphere fast enough, the vapor cone makes it look a lot like a stereotypical flying saucer UFO; especially during vertical ascent. However, I've yet to see one of those pictures in any of these releases, so I can safely say it's all bullshit.
The folks who wrote that letter saw Bouty coming a mile away.
There are a bunch of dogs where I live. After I first moved here, I felt vaguely hurt when other dog owners would cross over to the other side of the lot when they saw me and the kid coming. Now I'm the one who crosses. The best case scenario is crossed leashes; the worst is tragedy.
If only more locals had known he wouldn't press assault charges.