Ordoalea

@ordoalea

"Stories painted with broad strokes" Un/Njegve 🇭🇷 Hórvat Zagroec šteri diela analougne igre za špilanje na stolu. Dielame igre vuloga i ratne igre. So what do I do? I make tabletop and wargames. Lang? 🇬🇧🇯🇵🇩🇪🇭🇷

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Ordoalea@ordoalea· 28d

What Maeshima Mayu's Beautiful does to my dog!

Ordoalea@ordoalea· 29d

Next step (If you have migrated off off the fucking bsky at pst servers):

Ordoalea@ordoalea· 29d

I prefer to play the historically correct "human fighter" look.

Beefy guy in white spandex suit. You know the drill... It's a Talhoffer joke.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· 29d

This type of hand cannon? YES.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 11

Fuck it... Trajbana!

Trajbana jajca z pekmezom od paradajzi (kečap)

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 10

Okay my vamp vibe? OG OFC

Image of a Horvat, a type of light cavalry unit named after Croats that operated from 1200-1800ish...

Basically the original inventor of the first modern vampire myths after the Sakt of Magdeburg.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 9

Tya...

I just can't, it's a meme making fun of dutch,

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 8

Also beer...

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 8

It was udon, not ramen... Holy shit. Just oily, no taste nothing. Meat tasted weird for pork, veggies? Just a few shiitake, and one egg. Portion was mini. Here's an image of a udon I actually liked to wash away my disappointment. Ps.. Ueno station shit tier udon is still better than this 20€ šunt!

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 8

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 7

So my brother got a pic of me waiting for them...

Me in the most low level crook look ever.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 7

Ali Deezer, nemoj me razočarati nigdar!

Đubrivo na Dizeru, bez oznake ekspličitnog sadržaja.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 6

Also.. Bumbar!

Shitty macro shot of a bumblebee on a sunflower.

Another shitty macro of a bumblebee on a sunflower.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 6

Doesn't look that half bad!

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 6

Apparently my bones are a neat pearly colour... Ps: do **NOT** clasp down on a falling glass!

Cut my thumb to the bone. No sutures just a medical bind, here's the culprit.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 5

I have spent fucking 3 hours using my 18-140mm lens and then had to use the digital zoom as well to take this shot but... Yeah finally, damn bird photographed!

Dunno apparently the bird in this image is called a Češljuga.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 5

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 5

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 5

Too late! It's been poisoned now!

Muahahahahahhaha miso added to Kotlovina!

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 5

I have been chased away from the kotlovina and forced to relax. Mom is taking over in fear ill add まそ to the Kotlovina... Whimps!

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 5

Let's do this!

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 5

Got sent this by a friend in light that I'm camping this year

Image of the Kupa river with the text reading :

John, how was the sea?
Same as 1942!
What do you mean?
Italians and Germans in the villas and houses, and we're in the woods in a tent.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 4

Caramel and three pepper grind mix. As it was a hit last time.

Homemade popcorn with a pepper mix and home made caramel sauce.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 4

I actually like this robot. Both design and personality.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 4

This here.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 4

始まってね俺の最後な気がカードにゲーム

Pragmata starting screen. Also you can totally see the マオマオ figurine hiding behind the screen.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 4

Saw some "ooof boy" takes being circulated, and decided to just block, move on, complain shoob is cuddly and therefore the little shit furnace tries to sleep on my leg the whole time, we came to an agreement I'll let him rest his paws on me...

氷, to contrary of his name!, is a shitty little fur furnace that is needy to the point that he requires cuddles by threatening to Shoobscream™️ and we had a 5 minutes long arguing session with him going まままままま〜 the whole time and me beinhg all うい、くそつうるすってな

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 4

So my #FallingStarIsles project dried and it's not that bad for the background of the piece.

Dried off impasto painting of a brown ground with green hills and mountains in the background.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 3

Actually Happ with the initial phase tomorrow is continuation of this piece has to dry off a bit first.

Paining of a sky and mountains with small hills in front of them. There's basic colouring for a clay like ground base.

Ordoalea@ordoalea· Jul 3

So angry not so fat guy paining!