Orient 🐅
@orienttiger
32lvl demi-sexual low-level IT/InfoSec specialist from totalitarian wastes of Russia
ok, washing machine is empty, dish-washing machine is running, and i'm back with tea (that i defo did not drip on my thigh doing this)
jokes aside, i did just hear washing machine stopping and had to speed up a bit so have a thing while i go hang things up (yes, the first one did clear both the chair and the gap between it and the wall...)
catching up on yesterday and jerking it instead of vacuuming or something have a butt that i forgot to disable flash for
also, i've been having a cold since the weekend, and spent a good part of this morning just staring at the ceiling have a dog(?)girl(??)
and because i'm still very energetic and bored: here's a vid of me trying to make moisturizing my balls look interesting
for best results be sure to zone back in to find that only half of the neede time has passed and start complaining also a couple of closer looks of my butt for some actual "Adult content"
getting rid of chest and pit hair - easy, just sit with your knees up and elbows resting on them and read something getting rid of pubic hair - just sit as wide as yoh can and read something that helps maintain at least half-mast getting ass - find the most comfortable half-kneel and disassociate
there's a typo in there somewhere, but i don't know enough about sintax to be sure
wanted to ask something along the lines of "chat, is 2:30 am too late to go to sleep?" but my brain immidiately started to protest, so sleep it is also, it is tuesday, allegedly, so have a thematic photo (bro, i pressed Cancel -> Save draft, why it posted?)
boring, and slow... (i am a very anxious fryer, esp with breaded and/or filled stuff) ((yes, the cut-out was to check, and yes, it was not ready...))
3/4 no joke here, it's just hors flare (hopefully still in 1080p) (yes it is long, but i am sleepy and did edit 8:35 down to 4:33)
yes, anal expantion does help with the "had a day™️" debuff 1/4 another angle check
ok, finished editing, let's find out if it fits in video upload limits also, penis (i am an unflattering angle maestro)