Banda Bassotti

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Banda Bassotti@orpach· Jun 30

Black text on a white background reading;

1. What is food?
Food includes all substances that are understood as ordinary food for human
consumption by the average consumer and are presented and labelled as such.
Ordinary food is not a medicine, medicated preparation, tobacco or a food
ingredient in cosmetics, tinctures, or similar.
Foods are ingested or chewed at meals or snacks for their nutritional value or for
their sensory attributes not limited to taste.

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Jun 25

Image from a "Frog and Toad" book.

There's an illustration of Frog holding a green box, with Toad standing off to the right of him, facing each other in conversation.

The text reads; 'Frog put the cookies in a box.
"There," he said.
"Now we will not eat any more cookies."
"But we can open the box,"
said Toad.
"That is true," said Frog.'

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Jun 13

Went clicking through to see where else that image was used, and got mildly amused by this image on the Schriftart page on de.wikipedia. commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ha... Explaining typefaces to an American:

The word „Hamburgefonts“ in various fonts: Arial, Book Antiqua, Calligraph421 BT, Courier New, Eurostile, Segoe UI, Tahoma, Times New Roman, Verdana.

From wikimedia commons.

Banda Bassotti@orpach· May 5

Clearly there's only one solution.

Theatrical release poster for "Journey to the center of the earth (2008)" staring Brendan Fraser, but with the word "Earth" is replaced with "Data" in a matching font.

It's a view down a splitting crevasse with falling rocks and a blue sci-fi glow as three characters, including Fraser's, appear to be climbing toward the viewer.

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Apr 11

Blame tenor. It's going to disappear pretty soon anyway. You can upload gifs yourself though.

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Mar 8

This one should have alt text.

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Feb 12

I think this one is my pick for tweet + reply pair.

Tweet
• Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF 22 Dec

This house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half
an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and
assorted Yule illuminations. Feel like a
grinch now.

in reply to @GerryAdamsSF
Eddielzzard'sBeret
@realnannysheila

@GerryAdamsSF Surely you know
someone who can fit a timer.
2:45 pm 23 Dec 2016

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Feb 1

What's this about? No idea why this image is shown here: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sk...

Screenshot of an entry on xikipedia.org for Winthrop, Massachusetts.
There is a drawing of a vtuber used as the article image.

The text reads "Winthrop, Massachusetts
Winthrop is a city in Suffolk County, Massachusetts, United States. The population was 19,316 at the 2020 census."

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Jan 27

Lets see what it does if I rename it to .jpg. I checked using mediainfo, and this file does have two images in it. Found it here: github.com/ksashikumar/...

Panorama of an old looking ruined temple. Supposedly taken in 3d and saved as a .mpo file.

Sunny day, the sky is blue.

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Jan 24

Kinda real for that one.

A screenshot of Super Paper Mario for the Wii. It's the quiz to unlock Francis's door. It's in a blocky 8-bit inspired style, other than the UI and characters.

The question reads "I love going on message boards and complaining about games I've never played! " and a choice of True / False below it, with True selected.

Peach appears on screen as the player character.

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Jan 22

Neat how everyone seems to have a different font design for this. Here's what mine looks like;

Very zoomed in screenshot of a post by thebes @vgel.me containing the "sun with face" emoji 🌞

It's a yellow multi-pointed star with a smiling face on it. Cartoonish, dark brown eyes/mouth, lighter brown nose, and brown blushing cheeks.

The "Joined May '23" label is on the post and a timestamp of 5:05 AM · Jan 22, 2026 is at the bottom.

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Jan 14

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Dec 31

Amazed nobody did this already.

Album art for Run The Jewels – Blockbuster Night, Pt. 1 but with the word RUNZA from the sign in the picture in the post I'm replying to shoddily pasted over "run the".

It now reads "RUNZA JEWELS".

Banda Bassotti@orpach· Dec 19

I don't have it in my font either. (I even have "Theme" font picked in settings) I get a codepoint in the no-glyph symbol though, which is very handy for looking these up and typing them manually.