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Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· 5d

Oh-muh-gawd. (Been wrecking shop w Gwen lately.)

Spider-Gwen, Web-Warrior
Najeela, the Blade-Blossom

Legendary Creature- Human Warrior
Whenever a Warrior attacks, you may have its controller create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token that's tapped and attackings
Activated ability: (One of every mana type)
Untap all attacking creatures.
They gain trample, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Activate only during combat.
3/2

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· 10d

How long have you sat on that subtitle for just the right article? So good.

Article headline and subhead, which is highlighted:

Reckoning With the Youth Groups That
Raised Us
We were meant to live for so much more.
But we lost ourselves

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· 10d

@nickmotown.bsky.social @gaynightstand.bsky.social once you’re able, you guys have to see this:

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· 18d

They… already did. and the ‘fit’ was terrible. bsky.app/profile/mobi...

The weird bald like Powder Gritty Deadpool from XMen Origins where he doesn’t have a mouth? (skin surgically added over it for some reason)
Shirtless and marks for Wolverine-like surgery and the skin around his eyes is very damaged but he just looks kind of sickly and waaayyyy to serious

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· 21d

From the film Super8: an early teen filmmaker yells “Production Value!” To his friends to get ready to shoot because a train happen to be coming along in the background.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jul 9

Piccolo Canino Nico.

Nico scouting a crow; looking majestic as the summer wind blows across him and the tall grass behind him.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jul 8

Nothing gained hearing anything about him or what he has ever said.

Screenshot muting the name Scott Jennings, Forever.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jul 1

Mean Girls meme: 3 girls in a convertible picking up another friend; text says “Get in loser, and bring your juke box money!”

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jun 29

I imagine it’s a pain to clean… but all I want is edge. Brownie Al Dente is best Brownie.

Edge Brownie Pan where the pan has inner walls to have all brownies made having been edge cooked.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jun 12

All the money in the world couldn’t make you cool or happy.

Bluesky Mute Words and Tags Prompt about to add “Elon Musk” to be muted forever. Fuck that guy. Wealth is wasted on the biggest fucking losers. Literally “All the money in the world couldn’t make you cool or happy.”

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jun 12

Redkin Anti-Snap will change your life.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jun 5

$11MM Wife Transfer!?

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jun 5

@tabtraci.bsky.social 🤘

Screenshot of a Bluesky post with Snoopy wearing cool sunglasses playing a tennis racket as a guitar. The next post is OP’s death metal clip. so it animated looking like Snoopy was shredding some metal.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jun 4

Tokens for mana. Plus a Squirrel Druid I didn’t know existed! “We’re gonna need a bigger table.”

Song of Freyalise
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter:
Sacrifice after III.)
II
Until your next turn, creatures you control gain
"a. Add one mana of any color."
Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance, trample, and indestructible until end of turn.
Enchantment - Saga
179/269 U
DOM • EN I•MIN YUM
™M & © 2018 Wizards of the Coast

Hazel of the Rootbloom
Legendary Creature - Squirrel Druid
©, Pay 2 life, Tap X untapped tokens you control: Add X mana in any combination of colors.
At the beginning of your end step, create a token that's a copy of target token you control. If that token is a Squirrel, instead create two tokens that are copies of it.
"May all your caches be full"
M 0002
BLC • EN I ANNA PAYLEEVA
3/5
™M & © 2024 Wizards of the Coast

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jun 4

Tokens for life.

Token Life Gain

Anointer Priest
L
Creature - Human Cleric
Whenever a creature token enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
Embalm 3* (3*, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a white Zombie Human Cleric with no mana cost.
Embalm only as a sorcery.)
003/269 C
AKH • EN
K LAKE HURWITZ
1/3
™ & © 2017 Wizards of the Coast

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jun 4

“You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!?”

Chatterfang, Squirrel General
Legendary Creature - Squirrel Warrior
Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.) If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead.
Black Mana, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn.
151/303 M
3/3
MH2* EN No lASON A. ENGLE
T% A © 3021 Wizards of the Coast

Ocelot Pride
Creature - Cat
First strike, lifelink
Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.) At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered the battlefield this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
1/1
M 0038
MH3 • EN • CHRIS SEAMAN
™M & © 2024 Wizards of the Coast

Quina, Qu Gourmet
Legendary Creature - Qu
If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead.
2, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
"World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat."
U 0194
FFIX
2/3
FIN • EN • FAJAREKA SETTAWAN
FF® SQUARE ENIX
™ & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast

Adrix and Nev, Twincasters
2
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Wizard
Ward 2 Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 2.,
If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead.
2/2
009/081 M
C21 * EN
* ANDREW MAR
™M & © 2021 Wizards of the Coast

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· May 29

BREAKING: Cap’n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

Four musicians (fictional band The Wonders) dressed as kitschy sailors faking playing music for a film within the film. X’s cross out each member.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· May 24

Am I rite?

Tamaris, not sure if he’s rite.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· May 16

Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone in Anchorman - wearing the same soft floppy hat that John Travolta is wearing in op.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· May 13

Frame from extreme slow motion shot of Ferris Bueller flying over a neighbor’s fence having launched off their trampoline - he falls for about seven minutes.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· May 12

Thanks for sharing the love. ugh. Nora’s ready and waiting to play.

Nora. Black Mouth Cur and my best girl.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· May 7

From Back to the Future 2: an older man, with double ties for some reason, saying to teenage Marty “I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season; put some money on the Cubbies.”

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Mar 19

that’s not a knife -

#DUNE movie poster with main character raising a blade above his head; the text (in same styling) says DUNDEE with the subtitle “That’s a knife.”

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Mar 18

totally unrelated to the outcome, I’m sure.

In a last-minute twist, a super PAC with links to AIPAC has run ads supporting Amiwala - an effort her campaign denounced, and Abughazaleh's campaign alleged was done to split the progressive vote and blunt her momentum. Abughazaleh theorized that AIPAC was trying to hurt her in order to elect Biss, whom she called "the only candidate that they have left that they could possibly consider to be an ally."

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Mar 12

A human-sized rotting douche wearing all black plus a flannel to cover his sloppy silhouette, stands in front of, presenting, an Acme-ass looking tunnel.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Mar 6

Julia Stiles as a teenage hacker in Ghostwriter from the early nineties.

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Mar 1

Well give them all smart haircuts and sharp uniforms. Pocket knives that say Blood and Honor.

A group of about 30 boys sitting listening to their troop leader - all in matching uniforms and haircuts. The text says The Hitler Youth, but just as tacky as he did with the Kennedy Center it now reads The Donald Trump and Hitler Youth

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Feb 27

@kibblesmith.com replies are locked but this made me actual-lol. evergreen.

Reader comments and response:
‘Is there supposed to be more than one page?’
‘Nope’

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Feb 27

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Four close up photos of young faces, two of teen boys and two of teen girls. each in their own color and from different moments reacting to someone else. from the film KIDS (1995)

Ryan Welborn@osmfcpx· Jan 17

This.

“Freedom of Speech” by Norman Rockwell, now a meme of a standard blue collar man in a weathered work coat stands alone at a town hall meeting, all looking up at him as he argues some right he feels entitled to. Everyone’s super white.