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Dana Trashmouth

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Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· 23h

saw some really neat stuff at the st louis art museum today

a little bitty roman figurine of a lion

a roman funerary relief depicting a chariot race

a roman bust of a conquered "barbarian"

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· 24d

chubby solid snake outside balamb garden

an NPC from Final Fantasy 8 who looks a little like Solid Snake

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Jul 16

I'm putting together a team

a large rock with the word "SHITTERTON" carved on it. the caption reads "Shitterton sign, carved from Purbeck stone, and designed to be theft-proof"

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Jun 18

anything could be happening over there. we just don't know

a small island in a pond, shrouded by foliage

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· May 16

NO. FUCK YOU.

a page from an issue of Wonder Woman, detailing a letter one character has written to another. The letter is written out on the page in cursive, and is tiring to read.

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· May 16

park goslings+

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· May 9

gave in to my demons today

two issues of the DC comic Sugar and Spike from the 1960s

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· May 9

park goslings

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· May 9

sometimes a family is two spy dads, an Unfathomable Creature, a Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother, and Bob Dylan

a black and white photograph purportedly showing several people holding up a small extraterrestrial creature

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Apr 22

peaceful cat with licking and piano

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Apr 20

This cloud looks like a dragon fucking a bull

it's a cloud that looks like a dragon fucking a bull

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Apr 11

fakest name I've ever seen

a page from the book Backlash by Susan Faludi, the absurd name "Dr. Srully Blotnick" is highlighted

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Apr 6

mentally and physically I'm here

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Apr 3

met some danger buddies today

two copperheads hanging out on a rock in a rural garden path

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Mar 7

found a friend at work

a rat peeks out from under an outdoor mulch display

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Feb 26

ok I like it again

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Feb 26

the second collected edition opens with an incomprehensible silent dream sequence that is exhibit A in why I'm not a Jim Lee fan, segues into a transphobic joke (disgusting panel cropped for mental health) and then wherever the fuck this is going

A dream sequence drawn by Jim Lee. I honestly have no idea what's happening. Some armored people are coming out of a portal

Two panels depicting a trashy daytime talk show. A t4t couple is being interviewed. The art is extremely transphobic but I've cropped the worst of it.

Kachoo asks David, "What'd you do? How'd you get through it?" and he responds, "Jesus Christ."

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Feb 12

Love to find a cryptic note in a used book...

in ballpoint pen, at the end of the novel Farewell My Lovely:

QP = Kakuin onna detective
breakfast cereal
#5: Russia- communism rise from the ashes of fascism.
"And I had a sense of deja un all over again"

The printed text reads:

About the Author
RAYMOND CHANDLER was born in Chicago, Illi-nois, on July 23, 1888, but spent most of his boyhood and youth in England, where he attended Dulwich College and later worked as a free-lance journalist for The Westminster Gazette and The Spectator. During World War I, he served in France with the First Division of the Canadian Expeditionary Force, transferring later to the Royal Flying Corps (R.A.F.). In 1919 he returned to the United States, settling in California, where

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Feb 12

wtf share!!

Hemingway kicked the car away from the curb and a
solid grin settled on his face.
"Let's go collect," he said. "It
figures. It figures swell. Sonderborg was hiding hot boys.

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Feb 12

oh my god look at their little hats

The Five of Wands from the Thoth Tarot. It shows a mystical design with five crisscrossing wands.

A close up on the Five of Wands shows two teeny tiny little snakes wearing the crowns of upper and lower egypt. they're all chubby and cute

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Feb 5

yes!!

and out of the port, settling disputes, getting drunks out of gaol, registering seamen's deaths, arranging for repatriations. It was certainly flattering that the Foreign Office, in spite of any irritation they may have felt with him, should have given him one of the most sought-after of consular appointments, for which there must have been several members of the service more eligible by seniority and—for that kind of work—suitability. But the fact they had decided to send him there was also an indication that though they recognised his talent, they had no understanding of his temperament.
According to a committee appointed by Lord Landowne to inquire into the Consular Service-the future Conservative premier, Bonar Law, was one of its members—which had reported a few months earlier:
the general Consular Service as it at present exists offers no attraction to capable young men. It is not a properly constituted or graded public Service, and offers no definite prospect of promotion to those who enter it, for men who are new to the Service may be given appointments over the heads of others who have been there for years before them. "bonar law" is highlighted

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Feb 4

I paid money to read this

A weird giant face pukes up Venom while Wolverine says
"I DON'T KNOW WHOSE MUG DIRT MAP IS WEARIN FIGHT NOW. BUT THAT BIG MASTY LUMP IN THE BARF IS MOME OTHER THAN A PSYCHO-CHICKEN NAME O VENOM!"

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Jan 31

oh, heeeere we go. Every time Wolverine is about to get killed by an evil monk, Jake Blues crawls out of a floor hatch to save him 🙄

Wolverine is fighting an evil Buddhist monk when a small man dressed like Jake Blues crawls out of a floor hatch and asks in Japanese, "Are you Logan?"

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Jan 30

mentally I'm here

bestial 90s Wolverine being poured a drink at Elektra's house with a vacant expression on his face

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Jan 17

Aldi, what is this

packaged cheese- the label reads "You're Cajun me crazy"

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Jan 15

...oh

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Jan 14

what if I said "hear me out" about 90s Wolverine

an absurd, monkey-like bestial depiction of the 90s "feral Wolverine" from X-Men

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Jan 9

William Hastings, 007:

"licence to crenellate"

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Jan 7

England is not a serious place

a passage from a book about the War of the Roses about Henry VI's capture-

Depressing news from England had reached the exiles during the summer of
1465. King Henry had been captured in Lancashire after wandering for over a year from refuge to refuge in the wild fastnesses of northern England. Betrayed by a monk and chased from his dinner at the house of a sympathizer not far from Clitheroe, he was caught in a wood near a ford through the Ribble called Bungerly Hippingstones, deserted by all save two priests and a groom. In Sir John

Dana Trashmouth @ostenski· Dec 30

I do like this evil lesbian though