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Everyone SHUT UP, DON'T MOVE, DON'T DO ANYTHING. There is a chance, A CHANCE, that I may finally convince my kid to give Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles a try. OK, deep breaths, I can't fuck this up. I'm thinking we have to start with the 2003-2009 series, right? It's most balanced. Wish me luck.

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Any of you degens always wanted to fuck Furby? Now your dream has become more socially acceptable thanks to the new Furby Anime Girl figure from Kotobukiya.

Conor McGregor:

Based on Bart's past behavior I predict that he died of Swamp Dick a few weeks after first having sex.

If you accept from the get-go that the film is taking all the piss at every turn (while also condensing all three of Nolan's Batman movies into one), then "Robin Hood" (2018) is actually a very fun experience. Come on: Crusaders acting like Special Forces and calling in air strikes? That was funny.

He's gonna hyuck you up.

Now rewatching.

Bagpipes actually sound beautiful. I don't know what y'all's problem is.

It's a common misconception that this whole tower is called "Big Ben." BB is just the name of the clock. The tower is properly named "Big Ben's Monster."

Now rewatching.

My therapist: Porky Fish isn't real. He can't hurt you. Porky Fish:

I've been making my way through the Looney Tunes Golden Collection and, let me tell you, I totally get why Mexicans and Mexican-Americans love Speedy Gonzales. He works for the community without asking for anything in return, he's a bit of a dick but only to his enemies, and he canonically fucks.

I bet you think these are the same character. Wrong. Left one is Wile E. COYOTE. Right one is Ralph WOLF. They aren't even the same species. But I guess all canidae look the same to you.

Man, they held back so much info from Season 4. The lore needle barely moved. I appreciated the bigger focus on character development but it felt like a tactical decision after the show already decided to answer the bulk of the questions in the final season. We could have gotten more in S4.

"Advertise your account with a Simpsons image"

I dunno. A lot of exceptions to the Japanese one.

Reading this caused me physical pain.

Clearly George Bush is behind this masterstroke.

Wait a minute...

And away we go.

Paywall. Here's a summary of the most disgusting claim:

Watching right now. Man, we used to make proper movies. "A Knight's Tale" establishes its entire premise within the first 3 minutes and then immediately cuts to "We Will Rock You" and some amazing practical-effect action that holds up amazingly well after 25 years. And this cast? Jaysus.

Genius strategy, sir!

It has Norman Reedus as The Punisher.

BREAKING: Antifa terrorist caught on camera vandalizing the Reflecting Pool!

So Hollywood is looking for new indie horror ideas? I have one for them. An immortal demon that preys on the greed and avarice of people, makes them question reality, shatters their lives by their own hands, and ultimately drives them to insanity and institutional violence. This summer: "The Frog"

My local IMAX is showing "Kiki's Delivery Service." Literally bought my ticket the second I heard about it. Going to be a good time. As much as I'd like Ghibli movies to be available on streaming platforms, I really do think the best way to experience them is on the big screen. Try not to be jealous