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Ottercon

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British river f(r)iend ‘90s Kid, Furry, Otter, Pup 💾🐾🦦🐶 @strayjim.bsky.social 🧡🦊 Adults only 🔞

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Ottercon@ottercon· May 13

Parallel universe horror story: Werewolves are real but they look like this

A werewolf from The Sims 2 video game. A low poly human model with yellow sclera and mostly covered in hair. It is incredibly ugly and not fuckable

Ottercon@ottercon· May 12

“Omg he’s got SUCH a dad bod! 😍” The alleged dad bod: 😔

Zangief from Street Fighter 6 (not a dad bod)

Thrall from World of Warcraft (dad ❌)

Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance (also not a dad bod)

Megachad from Megabonk (has never heard of leg day, also isn’t a dad)

Ottercon@ottercon· May 9

We on that gourmet shit 😫

My beautiful hand holding a can of Kirin Ichiban lager 🇯🇵

Ottercon@ottercon· May 1

Listening to Teddy Swims 🫥 Looking at Teddy Swims 🫪

A photo of Teddy swims who is a very beary and very pleasing tattooed individual (:

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 26

I genuinely forgot how much they 'gamer-fied' Bioshock Infinite lmao

The hardest puzzle in video gaming history: 3 bells with a scroll, key, and sword engraved on each them from left to right. The player is holding a piece of card which reads "scroll x1 key x2 sword x2"

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 25

Brother, I require the final fantasy 14 grapes

A screenshot of a very polygon hummingbird from Bioshock Infinite

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 25

It's important to motivate your teammates at the start of the game

Screenshot of the team chat from League of Legends while I'm playing the character Hwei which reads "Don't worry team, I am playing the only fuckable twink in this game. We got this!"

Artwork of the League of Legends character Hwei. Man's a supremely elegant gender ambiguous twink, rocking a choker, dark blue-green hair and matching robes. He's a painter so he like... paints magic and shit. He like manifests the darkness within and channels it into his artwork... which is also magic so it like sets people on fire and stuff.

He's this game's version of Invoker, which will mean almost nothing to most people, but Invoker is cool so you'll just have to trust me on this.

I wouldn't actually fuck him by the way. I doubt we'd get past the mandatory "90 minutes of listening to Lana Del Rey in the dark" foreplay

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 25

Finished my playthrough of Atomfall (British Fallout) at the fox's reccomendation and what a fun ride it's been! Sure it's far from perfect and I have plenty of problems with it, but it's got a lot of charm and the overall experience more than makes up for it Really think this game's been slept on

A screenshot of the credits roll for Rebellion's 'Atomfall'

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 25

So proud of our new son x

A particularly stout and chunky otter plushie next to a 3 litre bottle of Coca Cola to emphasise his rotundness. His name is Dumpling

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 23

I presume it’s the first of the two?

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 23

“What does your fursona smell like?”

A drawing of an otter holding an object lovingly. The held object has been edited to be a large bottle of Coca Cola. The text on the bottle reads “PISS” and the bottle is sporting a yellow lid.

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 23

When people tell me the thing I like is bad

Highly distorted and “deep fried” crying with laughing emoji

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 22

At least 30% of the enjoyment I get from League of Legends is ragebaiting people into calling me slurs ☺️

A notification in the League of Legends client which you receive when a player you report gets chat restricted or banned. The text reads: "Report feedback: Thanks to your report, we've issued a penalty to user#name in your recent game for disruptive chat. Players like you help make League a better place."

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 20

A queen watches over her subjects

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 14

“But ott how else will you know when someone is pounding their meat while browsing Bluesky?” My honest reaction:

“That’s the neat part, you don’t” meme from Invincible

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 13

The stupid topics I’ve been thinking about so far

WIP titles are as follows: The ‘Stat Champ’ Pandemic in League of Legends

Gay Dads Have Been Ruined and Not in the Good Way

How Are People Still So Bad At Taking Nudes

The Blaidd Incident: When Fan Art Loses All Meaning

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 5

The most difficult video game trivia challenge of all time, only REAL GAMERS™️have a shot at completing this one 🫡

Skeet with text "QTP with your favorite Main Protagonist in a video game that's NOT Mario nor Sonic."

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 4

I decided to restart SH:f on journalist combat difficulty and it's somehow more jank that I remember

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 2

Don’t make me tap the sign

“Don’t make me tap the sign” meme format from The Simpsons. The sign reads “You are not the intended target audience”

Ottercon@ottercon· Apr 1

My life if I was into oral vore

Futuristic utopia meme image

Ottercon@ottercon· Mar 30

Greatest one sentence turn off

Telegram messages which reads “I have AI art by grok if you wanna see PM”

Ottercon@ottercon· Mar 27

I've lost ~6kg over the past few months which puts me right on BMI's "overweight" line 😊

Graph saying "Your Body Mass Index is 25: Your BMI is in the overweight category".

Ottercon@ottercon· Mar 26

There’s a step challenge going on at work and I am convinced one of the guys is cheating :/ What a sad little life, Jane

Iconic still from the British TV show ‘Come Dine With Me’, where contestants take turns to host a dinner party and the winner takes home £1000. The scene features one of the contestants ranting at the winner for allegedly cheating. The phrase “What a sad little life, Jane” has become a piece of British pop culture

Ottercon@ottercon· Mar 26

lol

Screenshot from Safari browser on iOS following the most recent software update: “Website Not Allowed. ‘e621.net’ is a restricted website.”

Ottercon@ottercon· Mar 25

I can’t I’m crying

A popup asking if I’m sure I want to share an image flagged as a nude, including a “View Ways to Get Help” button

A follow-up popup clarifying that it’s my choice to to make sure that I feel safe, and that I can message or talk to someone I trust if I feel pressured into sharing something I don’t want to

The aforementioned image of… an otter

Ottercon@ottercon· Mar 21

Finally got my hair cut but now my beard makes me very bottom heavy. Here is an artist’s depiction:

An otter peeking over a barrier, edited with a black pen to showcase a smart haircut and an incredibly scraggly beard

Ottercon@ottercon· Mar 13

Share this otter to upset a Tory

A very pleasant otter looking towards the camera inquisitively

Ottercon@ottercon· Mar 11

Like… Have we never seen this image? This shit’s been glued into my head since high school

Cartoon depicting a person fleeing from someone chasing them with a knife, however the forced perspective of the TV camera makes it appear as though the person fleeing is in fact the attacker. I have no idea of the source I am sorry ):

Ottercon@ottercon· Mar 10

My honest reaction:

Poorly cropped and stretched image from Old School RuneScape showing a chat bubble above a player which reads “Just think once before you speak please”

Ottercon@ottercon· Mar 8

9 games to get to know me #meme I couldn't not put both RE and SH, I'm too weak 😭 my9games(dot)com

Cover art for 9 games in a 3x3 grid: Pokémon Red, Biohazard, Escape From Tarkov, Metal Gear Solid, RuneScape, RollerCoaster Tycoon, Need For Speed: Underground. Silent Hill, and Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War