Billy Strings doing the Osborne Brothers' 'Ruby', July 18, 2026 in Portsmouth, VA

Brain so politics poisoned that I didn't think this text was about soccer at first

100% purebred couch hog

I bid one doge chainsaw

"I figure if the Marines wanted me to have testosterone, they'd have issued me some.'

Butterfly munching some verbena

I wonder if other straits of the world look on thinking about a new global shift in shipping

guy sucks so bad. just says whatever populist thing of the day to get on tv.

The view from the US broadcast

Can't get bonks out of Kraken, mate

Belgium's most famous work of art is Mannaken Pis and not sure i want to mock that

Probs already been done

What up with all the flag crashing this year

Happy 250 America! you don't look a day over 249

Bird got in the house, thought he'd hide among his kind

M&M on M&M violence is out of control

Listen up, Supergirl/Superman fans. Our sun is actually predominantly green and blue wavelengths that would kill Kryptonians. It only looks yellow because of the atmosphere.

Has Belichick tried siccing Jordon on the rankings committees to get them to rank his recruits higher?

Add in Spinal Tap-coded

"Hey pokey, check this out. Haven't seen anything this gross since I was at your mom's house"

Billy Strings is marketing these custom designed Last Resort AB skater shoes conspicuously in UVA colors, the school where he biffed skating and broke his ankle couple months ago

ChatGPT helping to find a genius hiding spot in Meccha Chameleon backrooms (h/t timmy2cans)

Exercising free will with peanut butter, Nutella, and banana toast

They're going for round two

They used ET's eye in the poster though

Obama also roasted Trump saying that Donald would get to the bottom of issues that really mattered, like what happened at Roswell. And, well...