You should be putting these in my mouth for me
Just what my belly needs after a long day
Think the dozen donuts I just ate contributed to this problem
2XL shirts just aren’t meant to cover a belly this big
I don’t fit in the bookstore, and my shirt doesn’t fit my belly
Jock straps aren’t just for jocks
I can hold more in my hands than on a fork
Need cakes sent my way more often
Boost is best right before bed 😈
The two feet of distance between the table and my mouth must be why I always get food stains on my shirt
One more before bed couldn’t hurt…
Think I need more than one concrete now
Don’t think 1 of these is enough anymore
When did couches get so narrow?
Hard to believe I used to squeeze into size small shirts 15+ years ago
The more hands helping the better
Skipped ab day one too many times…
Not sure how much longer this chair is gonna last tbh
I had scissors on hand in case I needed to cut this shirt off after
Think I got them pulled up?
Different angles really help me see just how big this thing has gotten
Can still reach, so I’m not big enough yet…
It takes a strong pair of legs to hold all this up
Ideally a belly inspection should be done on all doors but exceptions can be made
