Inflation even hitting some of the tomatoes in my garden

"When we manage your money, you'll forget about all your problems"

It's all just these assholes all the way down

I was convinced this was some kind of child hallucination because I always called it "Peter and the Magic Paintbrush" and could never find it using any variant of that search query.

Arms Akimbo's personal hell

Tell em you use meat floss

The dumb thing my brain has decided to hyperfixate on this morning is that the Lansing Lugnuts logo is a hex bolt.

ID-themed snack foods

Pharmacy got new auxiliary labels today

Guys I found Calvin's dad's bluesky account.

"Drug your wife instead of going to therapy where a clinician might figure out that you're the asshole."

This got here pretty fast.

POV: the guy staring at his lap in urgent care waiting for IM Rocephin

This year's Fool's Spring got me like

What do you do with violent criminals who are citizens of your country?

You, a normal, well adjusted person: plumber Me, a weirdo:

Absolutely no one: Hoosiers when they see a pork chop:

My coworkers have made the tactical blunder of reminding me we have a Dymo labeler

Whenever I see the phrase "AI executive" I mentally picture that scene of Ed slamming his head into the ground saying "I AM A WOODPECKER, BUT FOR DIRT!"