Gay Raccoons In Your Area

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It's a raccoon! Married to a fox! @axylhalcyon.bsky.social A 37yo, 18+ raccoon creechurr I'm here, I'm queer, I write and shitpost and post porn and make art No Republicans Shey/sheir/sher (dykey he/him 4 queers) Art by @queenawoo Θ∆ in bio

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Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· 29d

The best I can offer is photos of yardwork in déshabille

Hot queer with big pale tits living around a bag of sand, big boobs sagging free

A queer in only cargo shorts with keys and a hat on a carabiner stands topless and barefoot, paint on a boob, in front of a freshly painted swing

Wearing only a tank top, perky round ass out as I paint the swing

Shorts falling down to reveal ass as I get on the ladder to paint the swing

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Jun 29

Got a buncha vintage enamel ware dumped on me awhile back, some of which had holes and was unsellable So I took this big enamel washtub I tried to grow crinums in, and I made a solar water feature

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Jun 23

Spent some time before work this morning getting all sweaty and covered in dirt moving bricks so I can get the ladder right up against the roof of the greenhouse to hang the new panels Anyway, here's my fat tits

2 photos of a chubby white queer in Guatemalan shorts and a tattered Panama hat with a rubber wolf snoot on it moving heavy bags of moldy sand into a rusty, dingy little wheelbarrow. Shey has fast, pale tits hanging out over soft belly and there's a lush green yard behind.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Jun 16

#tummytuesday

Upshot looking up my soft pale body with underside of my big soft boobs while I lay on a giant stuffed raccoon belly

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· May 28

Was really nice weather for it Thank goodness for a private backyard

A cute chubby white queer with soft belly, heavy boobs, and a short hard penis sits on a bench swing with dappled sunlight in a green yard. Behind is a greenhouse made of architectural salvage. Their face is partially obscured by a handmade mug of tea with an opossum motif.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· May 27

First thunderstorm under the new pergola roof

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· May 26

I put up lights on the pergola and some shade cloths!

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· May 24

Woke up feeling gross to the max, but at least my boobs are heavy

A somewhat grungy looking white queer with unbrushed hair floating around sher face, brown hornrim glasses, a smile, a cheap pot metal Gothic necklace, some colorfully woven ethnic shorts, and an unbuttoned batik shirt, hanging open to reveal pale soft belt and the gracious curve of a heavy breast

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· May 20

Wow, I shot a Lotta videos on the hardware store

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· May 20

I forgot I made this video

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· May 9

I finally got my print from this run framed in an antique frame that previously had a Jesus print in it. I'm so enamored, this is one of my favorite art pieces I own and the frame is absolutely perfect.

An absolutely gorgeous 3 tone print of a trans thylacine posing in a cocoon coat on a hill, a second of her laying in the grass, scrotum and boob visible. Below it says, "DEGENERATE ART
FROM INCEPTION TO ETERNITY". the print is drawn in a viennese secession style. It's beautifully double matted and framed in a gilded ornate wood frame.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· May 8

Creating more work for myself

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 29

Turns out that the vest I made out of socks back in college does stretch to fit, but my boobs are just barely contained

A fuzzy photo in the dark of a slightly chubby white queer wearing nothing but some plastic deer ear headband and a vest made out of mismatched socks. The socks are stretched right around the boobs, which have almost popped out.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 28

Ape furries showing off their new commission

A crop from a Chick tract, a bald man in a suit and 60s tie smiles and points to a picture on the wall that shows a very human looking gorilla head above the word, "Daddy".

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 28

When you find out all you need to grow boobs is estrogen

Crop from a Chick Tract,
A balding man with a shocked expression and a thought bubble that reads, "That sounds TOO EASY!"

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 27

Today I learned that back in the 80s, my mother used to LARP as the lady-in-waiting to Catherine of Aragon, first wife of Henry VIII Thanks to this art book I found in her collection

A spiral bound book with brown cover called Real Fantasies, the graphic works of Real Musgrave with commentary by Muff Musgrave. There's a pen and ink drawing of a dragon writing in a scroll and the text is all very Mucha

An artist signature inside made out to My Lady Anne Hastings

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 27

Anyone need the inside of an organ? It was illegally dumped here and it's itching at the party of my brain that calls useless junk cool

An arrangement of hinged bars of wood fanned out from a wooden base, some with metal tabs or felt squares or both on them. It is sitting next to a city of Austin recycling bin.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 26

Mt boobs, after drag night

Very warm and soft lighting on a nude white queer with heavy boobs hanging soft and round and a mustache drawn on their upper lip. They have on glasses and a pearl and coral necklace. There's a gallery wall of porn behind them.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 25

Gosh my yard is the greenest I've ever seen it with all this rain lately The horseherb especially has gone wild

A very green and Rocky yard on front of an ugly 90s brick house, peppered throughout with native plants and small yard sculptures and also a bench and some outdoor furniture.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 24

Let's see if i can upload a photo I started an extremely wonky bike corral (slightly too small, but fuck it we ball) using free lumber. The turned Victorian style columns are from an antique house in town The studying is bed slats and a cedar sandbox the neighbors tossed No roof yet

A very ramshackle 3 walled structure up against the fence, sandwiched between oaks. The turned columns at the front are not even, the woods is all weathered, there's some trash and trashcans surrounding it.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 18

The green circle is the little rose bush I planted The tan circle is the fucking hole I fucking dug trying to find 1 goddamn place that wasn't just limestone all the way down (I failed, I just had to pull out all those big rocks).

A tiny little rose bush inside a 3 foot wide depression, which itself is surrounded by even more overturned dirt, up against a backyard fence with a mustards colored climbing rack.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 18

She fucking died

On top of a high shelf against a greige wall, there are 2 mismatched antique plywood doll chairs. In the green one sits Tabitha, a pink 1920s doll made of hinges flat painted wood. The white one sits empty, with a plaster faced rag doll in a bonnet lays on the floor in front of it.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 17

Also, here's my backyard friend Rasputin, and his tiny crotch friend Boney M.

A plastic posable skeleton waves at you as he hangs from a dead cedar trunk. Vibes are slowly overtaking him, going through his mouth and several other gaps. A tiny skull is in his crotch.

A close up on the tiny skull suspended in the cradle of the hip bone.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 17

Limestone and more limestone There's a third pile of limestone rocks, but these 2 were the biggest bitches.

Just 2 photos of huge dirty limestone rocks in piles of freshly dig dirt

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 16

Turns out this alebrija werewolf mask I got at an estate sale can hold this tiny doll purse my grandma made

A tiny wooden werewolf mask hanging on the wall has a tiny black suede clasp style purse hanging on a brass chain from its bright red mouth.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 15

Alys is training to be a plumber

Photo of a siamese patterned wee young cat laying on his back, his lower legs sticking out from beneath a kitchen cabinet. Dark fuzzy balls on full display against creamy body fur.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 11

Whose system is this?

A photograph of the concrete abilities from a Facebook marketplace listing. Each sculpture consists of a head peeking out from a flat, natural surface.
There's a happy raccoon peeking from a tree knot, a coyote or wolf looking a little silly peeking from a rock wall, and a wacky winking human skull that seems to have burst through some rock.
The subsequent photos are all close ups from the same listing of each individual concrete face.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 7

The African violet is pretty happy to finally be getting regular attention now that it's easier to get to that window For some reason it uploaded without the photo first time

A cluster of delicate pink blooms in the middle of velvety heart shaped leaves in a vintage white pot in a windowsill.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 4

raining too hard to put the new plants in the ground, so I cleaned up this piece of furniture that had houseplants during the cold months

In front of a pair of double hung windows full of antique stained glass, a flat piece of furniture sits with a vintage white machine lace cloth draped over. In one corner, a corner shelf made from spools holds books and knickknacks. A peeling patsy doll is in front of it with a Tera cotta bird and ailing orchid. On the other side, a fern and Christmas cactus in colorful pots is joined by a papier maché black cat orb. Behind those, a separate piece of furniture has a 60s Terra cotta pot with a peace lily.

Gay Raccoons In Your Area@ozmaracc· Apr 4

She'd, organized Ish