Potted_Plant

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Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· 3d

How I'm gonna be tomorrow morning, productive as shit

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· 18d

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 18

Need a green senedjem NOW!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡🤬😤😤😤 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤬😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡 FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!FUUUUUUUCKCKL!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 15

I feel the pepsi always takes something away from the dish... wish I didn't have to include it, but alas... ౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣🫱🍝🫲

A bowl of pasta that I devoured shortly after taking this photo.

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 15

My beef and mushroom sasta pauce. My secret? Three cans of pepsi max ౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣🫗

A delicious pasta sauce of mushrooms, beef, garlic, oregano, basil, tomatoes both diced and pasted, and three 375ml containers of pepsi max.

No you can't use a 1.25 litre of pepsi max to substitute or it won't be carbonated enough when it's served.

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 14

A photo of some bacchenalien rats celebrsting their living god

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 13

Anatomy and sillhouette attempts

A loose collection of doodles of varying quality

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 13

Fashion test for sci fi setting

An illustration of an anthropomorphic opossum, with loose fitting clothing designed for humid environments

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 13

O, thou men from grindr, thine fine prose could bring a rose to bloom.

A gentleman caller, using the mobile based hookup app: 'Grindr' had typed 'How's that juicy foreskin' through the service, and then, after seeing the words in front of them, proceeded to hit 'send' in order for their query to be sent to a complete stranger. Good for them tbh, kind of based.

A picture of Ronald Mcdonald reading a book, whilst the clown prince thinks to herself: 'WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING'

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 13

Preach brother😔🤘🤘

The siblings, food and men, seeing this post

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 12

Tumblr screenshot which says:
'Mamdani says he won't ban snowball fifhts despite cops getting lelted with the frosty orbs' Journalists can't bear tk say the same thing twice, so; frosty orbs

Followed by another tumblr-ite saying:
'What an absolutely ridiculois lhrase. I can't possibly think of any context in which that wording could possibly fit. Actually, do you know what. Hold that thought' followed by Frozen Erotica, where the character Olaf requests that his 'Frosty Orbs'be released by one Elsa Frozen.

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 12

My stupid chungus sandwich

The failed dreams of a generation, sandwiched between two lightly toasted pieces of bread😔

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 12

Ran out of goddamn motherfucking vegemite, So I'm making these #shitass Baconed Eggs from my #shitass chickens >:((

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 11

John Kramer's jigsaw puppet, from the saw franchise

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Jun 10

Starting my day with my preowned 3ds XL and a cup of noods before I go to work😔 Straight up Nooding It rn, ngl Might even dungeon a mystery tbh, I'm literally queening out rn...

Fully decked out, hardcore modded Nintendo 3ds XL, and a cup of noodles(with fork)👀

A photo of a modded Nintendo 3ds XL running Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Mar 9

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Feb 18

Shit's the worst, dog😔

Potted_Plant@p0tt3dplant· Nov 17

Trying to decide how I like drawing my guy. I'm refusing to do any proportion practice until I get his face right so I can just doodle it over my headless bodies >:3