Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· 17d I have been wanting these shark week themed sunglasses to wear when I’m on my period. The same company had Edgar Allen Poe Raven themed glasses which sold out and I can’t find anywhere so I’m bugging them to bring those back.
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jul 5 I’m finally old enough to find 43 year old Jeff Goldblum attractive.
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jul 4 Happy Birthday Caesar salad! Invented by Caesar Cardini in Tijuana on July 4th, 1924.
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jul 3 Octopuses are aliens but look how cute!
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jul 3 One time I got to make homemade tortillas with my godmother. That was nice.
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jul 2 God damn! How much more can Florida and Texas suck?
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jun 29 Every headline is just more supervillain origin stories.
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jun 28 His happy makes me happy.
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jun 28 This what it feels like when I bounce from twitter to Bluesky
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jun 26 I’m so excited for St. Patrick’s day this year!
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jun 18 I wanted this embroidery hoop holder so I won’t stick myself so much when embroider. Not sure why they used humping kitties as the picture for the box.
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jun 14 I ❤️ Brendan Fraser at any size but are you fucking kidding me? 🤤
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jun 13 Just for fundies, I voted against it.
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jun 12 I am on several chronic illness support groups and we all bitch about how many doctors we have to see but I’m pretty sure 22 is a record.
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jun 8 But it’s so hard to be a man right now. 😢
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jun 5 Reminds me of a very snuggly girl!
Petty Betty@p3ttyb3tty· Jun 5 Paisley wouldn’t even wait for me to turn her cat tree vertical before she hopped in