Chris Pagliarini

@pagsz81

I'm just this guy, you know?

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Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· 5d

My brain is being stupid again.

Two half gallons of milk, and a bottle of lemonade. Not pictured: Where fudge is made.

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Jun 30

Quack

A trio of ducks grabbing a quick meal in the grasses at the water's edge

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Jun 19

Apologies, but my brain insisted

Evenflo display in the Infants section of a store. Below, the lyrics "Thoughts arrive like butterflies. Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away"

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Jun 16

He's a role model #CaptainPicardDay #StarTrekTNG

Screenshot from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Captain Picard smiling in front of a "Captain Picard Day" banner

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Jun 12

Re: SpaceX A million seconds ago: June 1st A billion seconds ago: October 4, 1994 A trillion seconds ago:

Seconds ago calculator, set to one trillion seconds. The result? September 16, -29663

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Jun 6

Showing him the fruits of the shedding harvest #caturday

A black and white cat, head resting on a (likely smelly) shoe, my hand holding out clumps of fur recently brushed off of him. I don't think he's impressed.

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· May 27

Voyager title card: "The Original Overuse of the Borg for TNG Nostalgia"

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· May 27

Distracting myself from an annoying day at work

Star Trek: The Next Generation title card: "Geordi Gets Jealous After Riker Impregnates the Holodeck"

Star Trek title card: "Spock's Periodic Crash Out"

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· May 25

Choosing violence

Star Trek: The Next Generation title card: "I Have a Bad Feeling About This"

Star Trek title card: "May the Force be With You"

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 title card: "No, I am Your Father"

Star Trek: Voyager title card: "It's a Trap"

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· May 24

Star Trek: Voyager title card

"Neelix Goes on Kitchen Nightmares"

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· May 23

Star Trek: TNG Title Card. "Two Rikers, a Girl and a Holodeck"

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Apr 14

Aw yeah that's the stuff

Weather app screenshot
72°
Clear
Feels like 72°

Braga Bridge, looking down the Taunton River from near Bicentennial Park in Fall River

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Apr 6

Integrity, Moon, Earth (Livestream screenshot, just ahead of loss of contact as the capsule swings around the Moon)

Screenshot from NASA stream of Artemis mission, Integrity capsule at left, crescent Moon right of center, small crescent Earth at far right.

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Apr 3

Welcome to the new Axis of Evil

Screenshot of tweet from Kenneth Roth

The US military reportedly committed a "double tap" strike in Iran. The "two strikes had hit the bridge around an hour apart, the second arriving while emergency responders were assisting the wounded," even though rescue workers are protected civilians.

Attacked image of Trump from New York Times Article, Headline: Trump Hails Destruction of Iranian Bridge, Warning 'More to Follow'

Screenshot from New York Times article "Israel's Message to a Broad Swath of Lebanon: Shiites Must Go"

"In private calls to local leaders across southern Lebanon, Israeli military officials have assured several Christian and Druse communities that they could remain in the evacuation zone. They have pressed them, however, to force out any Lebanese from neighboring Shiite Muslim communities who have sought refuge among them as Israeli bombardments flatten Shiite towns, according to local Christian, Druse and Shiite leaders who spoke to The New York Times. The Shiites make up the majority of southern Lebanon."

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Mar 12

What a clown show

Pokemon Go gym, with Mind Jr, Mr. Mime, and Mr. Rime

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Mar 10

Also: Dittos with hats

A pair of Dittos, with their hats, on a slab bench in front of the warships of Battleship Cove

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Mar 10

First walk down the boardwalk in some time, amidst the portents of spring and the remnants of winter.

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Mar 6

Someone left a sweater so the snow pile could stay warm! How thoughtful!

A dirty, white and grey cardigan left on an even dirtier pile of snow (now small after days of melt).

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Mar 4

O... O... O... Shit, I lost my hat

Grey O'Reilly Auto Parts knot hat, lying on the cold asphalt

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Feb 21

Found a cat butt #caturday

The hind quarters of a black and white cat sticking out from underneath a winter jacket on a chair

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Feb 19

🎶Long after the boys of summer have gone🎶

Baseball field, covered in snow, from to the left of the back stop.

Not a great time for a game.

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Feb 9

For you, the day you smelled what the Rock was cooking was the greatest night of your life. For me, it was Monday Night Raw...

WWW x Street Fighter Figure

The Rock Final Boss
As M. Bison

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Feb 4

Long term nuclear waste storage messages but make it a splash screen for social media... 🤔

Nothing is valued here

→→→→→

THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR

What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us

THE DANGER IS STILL PRESENT, IN YOUR TIME, ASITWAS IN OURS -

BEWARE

This place is best shunned and left uninhabited

the danger is to the BODY and it can KILL

No highly esteemed deed is honoved heve

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Jan 26

Learned something about my heritage today

Wikipedia screenshot. Text:

"Linguist Jesse Sheidlower traces the gesture's development in the United States to the 1890s. According to anthropologist Desmond Morris, the gesture probably came to the United States via Italian immigrants. The first documented appearance of the finger in the United States was in 1886, when Old Hoss Radbourn, a baseball pitcher for the Boston Beaneaters, was photographed giving it to a member of their rival the New York Giants" [36]

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Jan 26

Couple pics I took while I let a guy borrow my shovel to clear his car door

Park with veterans monument and cars in front

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Jan 22

Winter sky

Red and orange clouds near the horizon, below grey clouds and above a grassy field spotted with snow.

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Jan 18

Can you believe he slept through the entire game?

Black and white cat curled up on blankets, oblivious to the Patriots 28 - 16 Divisional Round victory

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Jan 4

Last Sunday of the season

"Change my mind" meme.

The NFL regular season should end in December

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Dec 27

Every so often seeing an ad for Avatar 3 reminds me Avatar 2 is a thing which exists and is on Disney+ and I could watch it at any point... 192 minutes? If I'm gonna watch a 3 hour movie I'd rather it be LotR. Eh...

Chris Pagliarini@pagsz81· Dec 2

Pinned down. Send help (snacks).