Insider sources are telling me that Sony and Fromsoft are gonna add the "age of woke" ending where the tarnished becomes Blaidd the Half-Wolf's Lord Consort and triggers an unskippable cutscene where Blaidd and the tarnished have 30 minutes of gay sex

FUCK this wandering mausoleum in particular

this is so me

Building into both is even better though because not only can you use both of the above, but both stats are a prerequisite for using the most busted spell in the game

Faith builds and Intelligence builds in Elden Ring are my favorite thing to play because they both have abilities to cast that essentially amount to shooting a giant fucking laser at people and I just love that

There is only one true lambda male

Vegeta Spice?

this happens i imagine

@dangykangy.bsky.social being a funny little guy

@nathanielnoble.bsky.social snorfed to meet you :3

hewwo!

he even has an equally vile blue cat counterpart

I'll take your butt to

I vibe on a very deep and spiritual level with leopards and jaguars that lazily lay down and hang all their legs off of tree branches

feeling like the rimworld panther right now

right back at ya, fellow void kitty

Thinking about this big hot lion man from OPM and how he was tragically done really dirty

Just finished Bayonetta 3

Ok, I'm just gonna say it, Werewolf Luka can absolutely get it

@nathanielnoble.bsky.social

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-used urbanism is illegal to build in most american cities