At least that boy Hibs have signed on loan from Stoke has experience dealing with fucking mutants
I see they’ve stolen your patter @everybodylovesij.bsky.social for the podcast title
OK. To more important Hearts news. What do we all think of the ‘walkout’ jacket?
Not only that - @sked21.bsky.social has just announced that Kyzi has had a sex change during the break
1 hour ago 😂 Has this Walter Mitty cunt ever been right about anything?! 😂
If I was nit-picking, I’d say that the ‘he has failed to’ framing is a bit negative. Think that could have been worded more neutrally - he owed us fuck all really.
My tip to the Democratic Party is to steer clear of candidates who look like they own a farm on the outskirts of Johannesburg
Why ask @everybodylovesij.bsky.social when a political genius has already fully explained it?
One thing I miss about Twitter is Ron Moneybags and his batshit Hearts takes
This was the first version but I thought it would be funnier if he was reading a story to George and Zippy.