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🐝 Parilani Pie (@parilani) · DIRTY

🐝 Parilani Pie

@parilani

lowercase human™️ pastel goblin™️ she/any not cis • not het • not monog dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing ask me/tell me -> just me ->

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🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· 18d

back in my day, dirty sodas were just called "floats"

old man fish from spongebob with a floating speech bubble indicating he is dying the text of the post

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· 23d

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🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· 28d

happy bastille day 🥂🎻🇫🇷🇮🇪☘️🥂

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Jul 5

anyway, finally back on my bullshit. have a fun lil infographic i found

ive learned that a lot of guys visualize our social environment like this:

a white to red sliding scale where the majority is white and labeled "good men" and a riny slice is red labeled "crazed evil men"

but it's actually closer to this:

white to red gradient where the white is labeled with heroic crossed out and replaced with decent "men who will intervene" followed by "well meaning men who underestimate the issue" "men who think predation is an unfortunate fact of life" "men who think certain women deserve it (but aren't active predators)" "men who passively enjoy/consume/encourage predation" "textbook predators were all aware of" ending with the solid red area actually labeled "monsters so cruel we can't even fathom them"

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· May 12

added alt text in case anyone needs it

@AzPetrich
Samuel Alito quoting FAKE DATA in his ruling that gutted
the Voting Rights Act should be GROUNDS FOR DISMISSING THE DECISION AND FOR HIS
IMMEDIATE REMOVAL.

below the text is photos of all of the supreme court justices

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· May 12

sup

parilani, white blonde girl taking a bathroom selfie wearing olive flannel and sweats over a black shirt with a silver necklace, looking v andro

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Apr 20

reposting with alt text bc we need more alt text around here

tweet (?) by Mila Joy @Milajoy
4:04am - Sep 2, 2024
**I’m voting for Trumpp because I want** low inflation, free speech, **low gas and energy prices,** low food prices, ow crime, no wars, a secure border, and he will put America first — like he did last time.

Mila Joy @Milajoy
5:00am - Apr 18, 2026
**I didn’t vote for lower gas prices,** though it would be nice. I voted for brass balls. And I’m perfectly happy.

** indicating lines that have been highlighted

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Apr 5

i also would like to blame gen z bc i have also lost $830 billion in four years by not owning a business 😠

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Mar 27

me walking in from a torrential downpour

emoji guy biting his lip with white text across the middle that says "god i'm so wet"

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Mar 6

he continues to be immensely relatable

grey tabby cat curled up in the Cat Round as cats are wont to do but instead of his lil face being tucked into his legs somewhere to complete the round, his face is facedown and wedged into the corner of the cat basket he is laying in.

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Mar 1

alt text version

an altered "can read it all by myself" beginner dr seuss book cover with the new title "stop blowing up brown kids with my fucking healthcare money"

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 28

the fresh squished juice in question

3/4 top down view of a clear mason jar with a deep pink liquid with ice that has frothed on the top sitting on a light colored wooden table. a black paper straw sticks out the top

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 24

hullo there

a tabby cat curled up in between my cozy pj legs tipping his head all the way back to look up at me

and i have only just noticed his paws are touching the laptop on my lap bc he just desperately needs to be touching it at all times

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 20

solved it this penguin has a duck tail

bottom rear of the cub has a lil wiggly line tail molded into the back like a tuft of duck feathers might look

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 20

lookit this stupid cup i got its bringing me so much joy its ridiculous

small plastic cup in the shape of a DUCK that's currently filled with ice water. it's got a top and straw. see through yellow with an orange beak and orange feet and a pink scarf. it is cozy and ready to be slurped up

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 20

none. You Handing Me $50 And Then Leaving Me Alone

ss of a ngl anonymous message

Foot massage or back massage or smooching?

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 20

i saw this comment on a reel and i am LOSING MY MIND ABOUT IT

I just saw a reel that said, "Women get shamed for sleeping with men. Men get shamed for sleeping with men. Clearly, sleeping with men is embarrassing."
Rings true.

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🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 13

𝐓𝐨: @james.tarnation.lol 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦: anonymous

poorly cut out red heart. in white it says "to james. happy valentine's day big dawg!" with a heart on the exclamation point

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 13

𝐓𝐨: @bigblocks.bsky.social

red paper rectangle with a sloppy brick outline. in white says "to: BRICK i made you a brick (with love)"

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 13

𝐓𝐨: @jaredgonia.bsky.social

red circle of paper with a frosted donut drawn on it, says "to: jared
donut you know i ❤️ you?" in white with random white hearts scattered

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 13

𝐓𝐨: @mrriddle0.bsky.social

messily cut out red circle with a spiral drawn on it and a ghosted heart in the middle. in white is says "to: riddle" and around the spiral it says "i like the way you roll" with a little white heart

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 13

𝐓𝐨: @ladeuro.bsky.social

poorly cut out paper heart with scribbly lookin black hash lines on it addressed "to: ladeuro"

in white gel pen says "i'm MAD about you" with a heart. has random angry analogue emotes

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 13

𝐓𝐨: @lumetfancam.bsky.social

red heart cut out with a clumsy (((bad))) drawing of the toy story alien saying "oooohhhhh! frieennnd!" with hearts on the exclamation points in white gel pen

below it in sparkly blue gel pen says "to: Lume"

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 13

𝐓𝐨: @snowmedvandal.bsky.social

random red scrap of paper with white gel pen hearts

says "roses are red violets are blue i wrote on this dead tree just for you" and below it "for: nibbler"

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 13

𝐓𝐨: @emmeline.bsky.social

crappily cut out red paper heart lazily decorated with blue and white gel pens

says in cursive, "i'm yours emmeline"

and smaller in parentheses "no refunds"

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 13

𝐓𝐨: @itsnashflynn.bsky.social

red clumsily cut out and outlined paper heart

says "to: nash

you go glenn coco"

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Feb 11

he a plant

ss from the wellness app Finch. my finch is micro sized rn sitting in the middle of a room decorated like a forrest. hes got a lil sprout on top of his head like he is also a plant and his buddy, the adult green butterfly micropet who is currently the same size as my finch, is flying around next to him

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Dec 30

does this count ar Girl Dinner™️

a stood up bag of haribo gold bears sour (which is just sour gummy bears) and haribo starmix (which is random gummy shapes) as a backdrop for a dinner plate with a pile of assorted gummies (two fried egg shapes, two heart shapes, surrounded by three ring shapes, garnished on top with a tiny green bear) and a side of sour gummies (a random pile of red green and yellow sour gummy bears) with a little gummy soda bottle to wash it all down

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Dec 25

my little finch and i hope you had a lovely, christmisty Thursday (i dressed himb up like santa)

the Finch productivity app, my finch is currently brown, he's wearing a red santa hat, white scarf, red outfit that looks v santaish, red shoes, and he's in a room that looks like a cozy christmas living room with a red plaid bed that's lined with twinkle lights, red curtains, a red easy chair, red plaid doormat, red record player atop a lit fire place, green and gold rug, tree, and wreath. he's accompanied by his lil reindeer micropet and holding a candy cane. v christmas indeed

🐝 Parilani Pie@parilani· Dec 25

excuse me?? this doesn't seem right. like am i just misunderstanding this rn?

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