“It’s Clam Time”

@snakeroot.bsky.social who are your top 500 people who are biting your shit @everyone

some bonehead is just throwing away a perfectly good directed energy beam weapon that only targets californians’ nuts

where 2 cop exits hat

I’d be this toilet with a ghost sidekick

put my wallet and keys in my backpack instead of my pants pocket now I’m feeling like this

Resealing a bag of bread with one of these just hits different

There are better ways to get more piss in there. Think bigger

some of y’all

they just built a data center in my neighborhood

Thinking about that movie where the guy’s dad belonged to a secret society

remembering the classics @futurecanon.bsky.social

McDonald’s has “skimped on the shrimp,” and you know what that means…

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the Suck It Down™ trademark has long been abandoned. Some enterprising young energy drink company should revive that shit

time to break out my #CrabManWeekOfSuffering week boots

heritage models museum in river hebert, NS. models of long-gone buildings from the town built by one guy. didn’t get many other pics but this is one room of the school, the “ship railway” (unfinished system to portage ships via train), and a tribute to the guy who introduced ice cream cones to town.

I went to the tiny curling rink and nobody knew you

New favorite youtube channel

molon labe

Couldn’t play Marathon last night because the servers were down. Can’t do any work today because the Shopify servers are down. I tell ya, I’m afraid to go to the bathroom!

remembered my headphones

forgot my headphones