Timestamp Heckler

@pat

violent faith in better days

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Timestamp Heckler@pat· 13d

Good news! A cat fell out of the sky and into our home! Well, a tree (she is ok and landed safe) Anyway this is Gerry!

Tiny black cat tilting its head slightly

Timestamp Heckler@pat· 24d

Linear is really throwing me off

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Jul 9

Look at this silly goose

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Jul 4

Big storm brought along a nice rainbow last night

A rainbow stretches between two trees with a Faint second rainbow above.

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Jun 1

Check out this guy

A trash can in a park wearing a neon green fedora

Timestamp Heckler@pat· May 30

I should take the reverb pedal off my board

Timestamp Heckler@pat· May 28

Quick question does anyone know why this was on my phone

A.I. Saddam Hussein and A.I.
Michel Foucault pick their
NFL Conference Championship
winners

Timestamp Heckler@pat· May 22

Heads up to the american southwest and europe: @trrpln.com world tourrrr!!! Do not sleep on these shows. www.trrpln.com

really happy to share we’ll be in all of these cities (more coming soon in US + BR), excited to see these places for the first time ♡

muito felizes em anunciar que vamos tocar em todas essas cidades esse ano (em breve + datas nos EUA e no Brasil), estamos ansiosos pra ir pra costa oeste dos EUA e pra Europa pela primeira vez ♡

09/MAIO - GOIÂNIA
10/MAIO - BRASÍLIA

MAY/26 - SAN DIEGO, CA
MAY/27 - PHOENIX, AZ
MAY/28 - SANTA ANA, CA
MAY/30 - LOS ANGELES, CA
MAY/31 - SAN FRANCISCO, CA
JUN/01 - RENO, NV
JUN/05 - LOS ANGELES, CA

14/AUG - PAREDES DE COURA, PT
16/AUG - LISBOA, PT
17/AUG - DUBLIN, IE
18/AUG - LONDON, UK
19/AUG - PARIS, FR
20/AUG - BERLIN, DE

29/SET - SÃO PAULO

tickets: trrpln.com

Timestamp Heckler@pat· May 8

Call me

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Apr 7

couldn't fall asleep last night because I was picturing what this must've looked like. Stunning. images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

art002e009301 (April 6, 2026) – Captured by the Artemis II crew during their lunar flyby on April 6, 2026, this image shows the Moon fully eclipsing the Sun. From the crew’s perspective, the Moon appears large enough to completely block the Sun, creating nearly 54 minutes of totality and extending the view far beyond what is possible from Earth. The corona forms a glowing halo around the dark lunar disk, revealing details of the Sun’s outer atmosphere typically hidden by its brightness. Also visible are stars, typically too faint to see when imaging the Moon, but with the Moon in darkness stars are readily imaged. This unique vantage point provides both a striking visual and a valuable opportunity for astronauts to document and describe the corona during humanity’s return to deep space. The faint glow of the nearside of the Moon is visible in this image, having been illuminated by light reflected off the Earth.

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Apr 7

sailor moon 3 panel meme:

"My job here is done"

but you didnt do anything

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Mar 6

Anyway here’s my Bandcamp Friday haul

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Feb 22

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Feb 20

Setting my Bluesky birthday to January 28 1

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Feb 20

Ok so it took them 3 months of asking me for screenshots and recordings to just tell me “actually everyone needs to do this now.”

Thanks for the screenshots.

Bluesky now requires all users to add or reconfirm their Birthdate, regardless of location. This is used for content filtering and appropriate content display (minor vs. adult content).

Once you've entered your date of birth, the geolocation option will appear. This is a one-time process to restore access.

If you encounter issues while adding your Birthdate please send a sample screen recording right away.

Thank you!
Regards!
Bluesky Customer Support

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Feb 16

I can finally replace my dumb 480p ottoman!

Furniture store called “AI Furniture HD.” The sign is lime green and the mostly beige building has lime green detailing. There’s some snow.

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Feb 15

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Feb 11

anime girl holding beer wearing a blue hat and brazilian outfit. meme text says BRAZIL MENTIONED

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Feb 10

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Feb 10

Looks like they named these cough drops after you

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Feb 9

For your enjoyment: this sculpture I came across in São Paulo.

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Feb 7

Looking for lasagna but bigger? Buddy you’re in luck!

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Feb 7

The Winter Olympics are the best Olympics. Case in point? Skeleton was invented by dudes racing sleds down city streets

Approximately 30 km (20 mi) away in the winter sports town of St. Moritz, British men had long enjoyed racing one another down the busy, winding streets of the town, causing an uproar among citizens because of the danger to pedestrians and visiting tourists. In 1884, Major William Bulpett, with the backing of winter sports pioneer and Kulm hotel owner Caspar Badrutt, constructed the Cresta Run, the first tobogganing track of its kind in St. Moritz.

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Jan 30

I don't want to ask anything! stop it!

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Jan 28

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Jan 22

Get a load of this guy!

A very large snowman with bent arms made of logs. The pose is sassy

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Nov 22

Can’t believe a bike would do this

Pedestrian crosswalk sign obliterated by a car

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Nov 21

you ever see a post you think a friend would like then see they reposted it? that makes me happy. @bransonreese.bsky.social

my most compelling reason for why ai
shouldn't be used in animation i that i want to
see freaky shit made by the whackiest
perverts imaginable

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Nov 20

You’d think LinkedIn would LOVE Fraiser posting

LinkedIn post analytics showing the post got 97 impressions

Timestamp Heckler@pat· Nov 18

Accidentally snuck up on this guy (I said sorry!)