Patches Chance
@patcheschance
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Under no circumstances would Hulu’s autoplay allow for end credits, so I had to go to Disney Plus for the ESPN Jeopardy season one highlight reel.
The real rivalry heating up on ESPN Jeopardy: Kyle Brandt vs. The Daily Double
Yes, the correct way to do ESPN Jeopardy is to make Joe Buck recite Key & Peele East/West Bowl player names in the very first episode.
“What is the only method of contraception that is 100% risk free?” Ice-T: “BUTTSEX!”
“this business is cruel, we are not AI chatbots, we have real people that work behind the scenes”
marshall with the ring isn’t even the saddest moment in HIMYM, it’s bad news countdown and it’s not even close
worst part about getting back on instagram is the avalanche of “hey plz use our AI slop app” ads
ty simpson making his first nfl start after two straight years of learning from matthew stafford and training against myles garrett
"civ 7 is FIXED you don't have to switch civs anymore" wrong. civ 7 is fixed because GRAPHS ARE BACK BABY. i missed my cute mathematical representations of how much i'm obliterating the competition.
history channel got VING RHAMES his own docuseries and filled it with AI SLOP?! YEAH THAT'S REAL FUCKIN DISTURBING ALRIGHT
Caleb Williams with a fuckin homing missile on the flea flicker 🎯 da bears 🐻