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@patchesmel

commie degenerate software engineer and pro wrestling enthusiast. @kcdsa.org merch guy

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patchrick@patchesmel· 6d

nah, does this look like something posted by someone dedicated to continuing working in DSA?

The last half of Hartzell’s tweet teasing his next project. The text says

And my friends, we are not done yet. Today, we rest.
Tomorrow, we organize. The movement we've built over the past year deserves to continue, and it will.
Stay tuned, becase we'll have more to share soon about what's next.
Until then, we are sending each of you love and light.
Thank you for believing, for organizing, and for showing what's possible when people come together in solidarity.
Until the next chapter in this fight, remember: We Got Us.

And underneath is a picture of him that says “Thank you! Announcement coming soon!!!” With the text looking like a pop art font

patchrick@patchesmel· 25d

The Strap Gods 🤼

An un-cropped version of the image in the quoted post, showing Lena Kross, Mercedes Mone, and Megan Bayne, with their respective championship belts (sometimes referred to as “straps”) hanging vertically from their waists

patchrick@patchesmel· 26d

Motherfucker called his ex-wife to ask if she’d vouch for him

Ashley Brouillette told the Portland Press Herald in a phone interview Thursday afternoon that her ex-husband called admitting to the shooting and defending his actions. The Press Herald reviewed a screenshot of incoming calls that Ashley Brouillette said she received from her ex-husband via his current wife's Facebook account on Wednesday.
"He was asking me to lie for him and to cover for his character," Ashley Brouillette said. "I told him that I was not going to lie for him. And then he tried to say that it was a justified shooting because the guy tried to hit him with his car."
She said she has seen videos of Brouillette on the scene of the shooting and told him: "Nowhere in there does it show that this man charged at you with a car."
"In his head it's justified. He's unusually calm about it," she said.

David Brouillette has held multiple jobs in law enforcement and public safety in Maine. He's also a licensed real estate agent and a veteran.
He has not responded to several requests for comment and a cellphone number for him was disconnected Thursday afternoon. An attempt to reach Brouillette at his home was unsuccessful. His address is down a long dirt road with a no trespassing sign.
Ashley Brouillette told a reporter that she wanted to speak publicly because she had previously reported concerns to his superiors in the military about David Brouillette's mental health. She said he was abusive in their relationship. She said that she's been inundated with calls since reports of Brouillette's involvement began circulating online, threatening her and her family.

patchrick@patchesmel· 27d

My dad told me this joke when I was 13

Graphic from the pixelframe generator linked below with Mickey Mouse Clubhouse font and Mickey in the bottom right corner with his hand point toward the text.

The text says “I didn’t call Minnie crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy”

patchrick@patchesmel· Jul 12

Just a whole shit ton of ladybugs on a log

patchrick@patchesmel· Jul 10

Campaign poster from Adriano Espaillat’s losing campaign that used a quote from an old Darializa Avila Chevalier tweet that said “fuck Kamala Harris” with her picture on it. It’s basically the same thing Stevens is doing here

patchrick@patchesmel· Jul 6

Literally what the fuck is this

patchrick@patchesmel· Jul 4

patchrick@patchesmel· Jul 1

ai is revolutionizing my company’s code review process

A portion of a GitHub email notifying me of a comment left on my pull request. The comment just says “LGTM” which is shorthand for “looks good to me”, commonly used by developers when they’re just trying to look like they actually reviewed the code changes

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 29

Moxley influenced ring jacket 🤼

Dean Ambrose in that terrible brown jacket from like 2018 when he was a heel

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 27

I prefer not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 26

based

4 reposts 20 likes

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 24

RING THE FUCKIN BELL

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patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 23

too easy

The Western Auto sign in downtown Kansas City in the evening and fully lit up. It features a looping arrow wrapped around the words “Western Auto”

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 22

2/2 This is Basta aka Bas, Basta Baby, Bassa, Basta Bing Bong, Basta Bubba

Basta is a pitty-looking boxer mix with mainly white hair along with patches of brown/brindle all over, which causes an adorable looking white streak between his eyes that accents his big dopey head. He’s a tri-pod, missing his back left leg.

In this picture, he’s lounging on the couch and the tip of his tongue is poking out of his mouth

Basta standing in front of me with a leaf blower toy in his mouth and an annoyed look on his face because I stopped playing with him to take this picture

Basta laying on his back in my bed, having obviously rolled around for a while before stopping in this pose

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 22

1/2 This is Karl aka Karlo, Karlotto, Karlito, Karl Boy

Karl, full name Karl Barx, has a copper-like color with some lighter streaks. He’s an Australian Shepherd/Catahoula Leopard mix with a tiny bit of beagle, according to the dna test we did.

In this picture, he’s sitting on the floor, mouth agape and looking at the camera. He looks chill but was probably begging me for food or something

Karl on his cot, burying his nose in one of the corner holes but his eyes are pointing up to look at me. He’s being whiny about something, it was probably raining

Here he’s laying on his back on the floor, back legs spread wide and front legs tucked into his chest. He’s looking towards the camera and his face looks very goofy. There’s a champagne bottle toy next to his head on the floor

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 22

No results found for "palestine from:katemanne.bsky.social"

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 21

Last night I learned the name of the guy’s company and I’m now ready to fully buy in on nominative determinism

Green Water Solutions is also known as Greenwater Services. Inquiries to Cafaro did not yield a response, and the company referred CBS News to the National Park Service, a division of the Department of the Interior. The New York Times was first to report on Cafaro's involvement in the Reflecting Pool project.
In a statement on Saturday, Greenwater Services said its patented "Nano Bubble Ozone Technology" is an "environmentally conscious, science-based treatment process designed for water remediation in sensitive environments" but offered no specific insight into the problems at the Reflecting Pool.
"This approach is particularly well-suited for natural or public environments because the byproduct is oxygen," the statement said.
On its website, Green Water Solutions describes its specialty as puritying water to remove algae, bacteria and other contaminants using a system
that injects ozone-infused "nano bubbles" into the water.

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 18

Finally, an id that lets people know you’re 38

A driver's license style image with data from my bluesky account. Relevant data includes the date I joined (June 29, 2023), number of posts (4,088), and 5 star ratings for Generosity and Engagement.

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 17

Bernard from Westworld saying “doesn’t look like anything to me”

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 16

Bojack Horseman screenshot with Todd and Mr. Peanut Butter sitting at Mr. Peanut Butter’s desk. The overlayed text, spoken by Mr. Peanut Butter in the scene, says “I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said, ‘you have reached the end of your free trial at Benjamin Franklin Quotes dot com’”

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 10

That just means you’ll be the only one in town with one of these bad boys

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 10

Joey Janela tweet screenshot that says “misery business still slaps…”

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 10

pov

utopia absolutely going in on that bad boy

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 8

Something for everyone on this card 🤼

I booked a 6¼★ show, think you can book five stars?
6¼★ · FIVE-STAR CLASSIC

5 Star · STATS
★★★★★★◐ Jay White (NJPW '22) def. Kazuchika Okada (NJPW '19) — Main Event
★★★★★★◐ The Fiend (WWE '20) def. Sting (WCW '92) — Semi-Main
★★★★★◐ Kyle Fletcher (ROH '24) def. Tetsuya Naito (ROH '16) — Match 3
★★★★★★ Sensational Sherri (WWF '88) def. Hikaru Shida (AEW '21) — Match 2
★★★★★★ The Nasty Boys (WWF '91) def. Billy & Chuck (WWE '02) — Opener
6¼★ · FIVE-STAR CLASSIC
Can you book a 5-star main event? 5starbooker.com
https://5starbooker.com/s/tMz7pcFJycy

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 8

Wrong again, LinkedIn

LinkedIn notification screenshot that says “Based on your recent searches, you may want to follow Barack Obama”

patchrick@patchesmel· Jun 6

Free my man

Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave saying “I didn’t do fucking shit. I didn’t rig shit!”

patchrick@patchesmel· May 27

An adorable black bunny on the floor with a speech bubble underneath it to indicate the bunny is saying the quoted post

patchrick@patchesmel· May 22

this is also funny (to me)

Google screenshot with the search term “disregard” now returning news articles about how you can’t google the word “disregard”

patchrick@patchesmel· May 22

Google screenshot of the search term “ignore” and the AI overview responding with “Understood. How can I help you today?”

Google screenshot with the search term “continue” and the AI overview responding “It looks like we got cut off, or you have a new task in mind! Please let me know what you would like to do, and we can pick right back up.”