Path Hyena

@pathhyena

Discount grey hyena in Phoenix. Raccoon enthusiast. Engaged to @yorkdork. PInball, board games, Civ games, and regrettable number go up games are guilty pleasures. Paws are neat, I guess.

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Path Hyena@pathhyena· 24d

picture of screenshot of a simple telegram conversation between Path and Jim.

Path: path hypno sticker
Jim: path paw in face sticker
Path: Jim hypno sticker
Jim: Jim hypno sticker

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Jul 3

WTF IS THE POINT OF THIS TOILET THEN???

Westin reminder that reads "please do not flush anything other than toilet paper"

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Jun 14

Proud of chewing these wires! thanks @mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social

Path hyena eating pride colored wires for physics month

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Jun 3

Pillows, mats, shower curtains, and blankets

Hyena themed shower Curtain and bath mat

Path Hyena@pathhyena· May 28

Make me a macro girl please

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Apr 27

Happy birthday!

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Mar 29

Shut up path

Path fursuit head with what looks like a muzzle cage on it

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Mar 23

I love that the default is almost my paw colors

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Mar 11

It's fun watching the new Stern Pokémon pinball machines pollinate from their home planet of Chicago

A map from pinball map dot com showing locations where the Pokémon pinball machine can be found. It's dense around Illinois and has gotten as far west as Denver, co.

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Mar 7

Up 56 cents in Phoenix from the start of the "don't call it a war". Just paid 4.15/g

Gas buddy graph showing average price in Phoenix, AZ in the last 30 days.

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Jan 29

Furry Financial Advisor

Advice reads:

"Putting Your Year-End Bonus To Work

If you received or will receive an end-of-year bonus and/or raise, you may want to put that toward some of your short- or long-term goals, such as:

Paying down debt
Starting or growing your emergency fund
Increasing contributions to your retirement account
Saving for other objectives, like paying for education or buying a house
Investing in yourself, whether that’s taking classes or starting a side hustle"

The advice for what to do is cross out with a big red X, and a mcirosoft paint brush on the side scribbled "FURSUIT"

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Jan 16

Honestly this sums up most of my notifications from most of my applications most of the time

Several bluesky phone notifications that say "furries"

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Jan 16

"Furries"

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Jan 15

It's a western, y'all! (ANE, suiter @kundra.bsky.social )

Blue fursuiter looking over the ledge on the second floor. He is wearing a cowboy hat.

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Jan 6

(Pics by @dingoroo.net)

Hyena fursuiter sleeping on his back pov at his thighs

Hyena fursuiter sleeping on his belly, pov at his paws

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Dec 12

They never did solve the real murder on the TFF Express (Featuring @yorkdork.bsky.social as Points Fox, 📷 @shelbyallen.bsky.social)

The Points Fox fursuit stands next The Path Hyena fursuit on a train prop labeled "TFF EXPRESS". Both characters, facing the camera, are resting their arms over the railing of the train car, and Path is leaning up on Points with a head tilt.

On the TFF train prop, except Points is facing towards the front of the train they're in, and Path is behind him. Path is wringing the fox's neck with his own blue and white scarf. Points is leaning back into it, arms up.

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Dec 10

Did I leave my sexy eyebrows in your room

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Dec 9

The Monster Bash pinball at MFF was so realistic it had actual monsters (ft. @adelbutton.bsky.social and @tirrel.bsky.social)

Adel, a baby blue canine fursuit with a white underbelly, lilac headfur and markings, black socks and white digit tips, plays the pinball game Monster Bash in the pinball room at MFF. Picture is taken from the side of the machine, and the player is leaning in with his hands on the flipper buttons. Peeking just over the other side of the Machine is the hands and head of Tirrel, a brown deer fursuit with green eyes, white antlers, and a devious look. His visage reflects off the glass.

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Nov 18

So anyway what I meant to say was uh, I mean, we were talking about... mmf. Right, that thing? tha....that th...mmph. Thinking hard. Mmaybe you think for me..please? y-yeah.... (🎨@xylious.bsky.social)

One grey hyena (Path), hands up at his chest, curled forward, crossed over each other, head tilted, body slumped, hypnotized and zonked. Hair, tussled, maw, drooling.

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Nov 1

What do you mean AI is not consumer ready? It's as bad at math as I am.

Screenshot of the Google AI result forced on us for the question "How often does the World Series go to Game 7?"

Answer - The World Series goes to Game 7 around 13% of the time. With 40 games out of approximately 118 world series played"

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Sep 25

I love this bird (@eeehh-hhhh.bsky.social, with myself and @yorkdork.bsky.social) Photograph by @wolfywolfywolfy.bsky.social

Points fox and Path Hyena (fursuits) with Kai, a bird.

Kai, a black bird with orange eyes and a grey beak. A white chevron is on their front side, accentuating the black. He wears a backwards hat with a tropical blue design. Badge reads, "Hello, my name is Kai"

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Sep 23

I have met a small version of me, but never in a way I ever imagined! (Hyena is @sofbeak.bsky.social, both suits by @spainimation.bsky.social)

Path Hyena with a smaller highly similar fursuit, Pebble. Both are made by Spainimation

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Sep 19

I'm sure it's going to be fine

Blurry picture of a wolf stalking behind the deer in the original post

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Sep 19

See 🐾 Post 🐾

Hyena fursuit laying on bed with paws towards the viewer. He's waving hello.

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Jun 30

It turns out I just really like to eat food

"Your food choices could not be tied to any one social class"

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Jun 10

"Have a cookie, dear. You'll feel right as rain." oh

NYT headlines today, three stories on the left about executive overreach, amassing power, and use of force. On the right, a delightful selection of 21 chocolate chip cookie recipes.

Path Hyena@pathhyena· May 30

They're everywhere!

A park pathway with a goose trailed by goslings.

Path Hyena@pathhyena· May 15

I feel like if I had this in my house I would A) have a lot more friends And B) become unable to leave

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Apr 30

York has realized I am writing this and has run to another room. He's a lovely creature, the love of my life, and hopefully we have a very long future together. Pet a raccoon today. I love him lots. People should love this boy, not just because raccoons are great. Here is York explaining his joke.

York raccoon with a blueprint white board behind him. In the left panel, garbage can = various half-eaten disposed foods. Right panel, a plan to get to the trash can. Conspicuously, there is no plan to open the trash can. The raccoon looks very serious about this plan.

Path Hyena@pathhyena· Apr 30

York is ice cream motivated.