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Toast Malone

@pathoszuma

Retired Union member. Smack in the middle of a Red State! 🚫DM 🚫MAGA

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Toast Malone@pathoszuma· 13d

Truly…

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· May 25

The economy is so bad, squirrels have had to take on mechanical work to make ends meet…

Picture of a squirrel appearing to work on a car.

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Apr 26

How utterly Putin of this administration…

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Apr 25

This guy calls President Biden Sleepy Joe…

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Apr 19

You can tell the Shite Weasels the way they respond to a man of peace, preaching peace…

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Apr 15

The pope isn’t just “a religious figure”, he’s the chief teacher of Catholic doctrine. Questioning his right to speak on theology is like telling a Supreme Court justice to be “more careful” discussing constitutional law…

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Apr 12

Disgusting…

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Apr 11

Every representative voting with Trump needs to be removed. We can do that. Vote. Them. Out!!!

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Apr 10

So…….this looks a lot like you are lying, Melania!!!

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Apr 7

So how is this posted in the future???

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 28

I’m ready…

A poster with the face of Trump with the words “No More Forever Wars”

A poster of the US flag with the words “No Kings, No Pedos, No wars, No ice, No Save Act. We Are Done”

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 25

It is astonishing to me, the these cowards refuse to vote against Trump, for fear he will primary them out of a job, when Trump’s actual job is in their hands!!!

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 22

Vote. Them. Out!!!

Nebraska Senators (2 total)
• Deb Fischer
• Pete Ricketts
« Based on party alignment and available vote reporting:
• They opposed / did not advance those standalone TSA funding attempts
• So effectively:
• 2 Nebraska senators, multiple times (~6), voted in a way that blocked TSA-only funding bills

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 16

This is awesome…🤣 (No video-screenshot.)

Conan O’Brien says we are coming live from “has a small penis theater. Let’s see him put his name in front of that!

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 16

Apparently Newt missed the disclaimer “The views expressed above do not necessarily represent those of anyone with brain cells.” Well, on second thought…🤣

Screenshot of a website China Talk. Highlighted text saying “The views expressed above do not necessarily represent those of anyone with brain cells.
Update: Newt approved.”

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 16

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The Trump regime quietly bought two Pennsylvania warehouses-with no permits, no community notice, no environmental review-and announced plans to convert them into detention facilities holding up to 9,000 people.
PA Gov. Josh Shapiro responded with the power of the pen, issuing five administrative orders through the state Dept. of Environmental Protection.
The orders block water and sewage service to the warehouses, and prohibit anyone from occupying them until DHS shows compliance with all federal and state environmental regulations.
ICE's plans would require up to 900,000 gallons of water per day at Tremont alone-90% of all available stored water in the entire local system. The infrastructure doesn't exist. The permits don't exist. DHS can't open these facilities.
"We know, for example," Shapiro said, "in Tremont, if this is built they will literally run out of water within 24 hours. That means they literally won't be able to turn on the water in their kitchen and fill up a pot of water. They won't be able to flush the toilet."
The regime bought two warehouses. Shapiro shut them down with a pen.

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 16

What the F???!

#BREAKING: Senior White House staff are saying Trump is regretting the decision to strike Iran, having assumed being a wartime president would result in the same 80%+ approval ratings GWB received. Sending our troops to die for poll numbers. Unbelievable.

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 15

Got my new shirt!

Toast Malone wearing a phuck phacism shirt with his thumbs up!

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 14

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 11

Vote. Them. Out…

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 5

Text from ChatGPT saying if Talarico wins he goes to senate race, Jasmine can stay in the house.

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 5

Gas is over $3 in Nebraska…

Pic of gas buddy with two stations with prices over $3

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Mar 4

She doesn’t know anyone who watches John Oliver…who is she???🤣

A picture of a tweet by Harmeet K. Dhillon complaining the John Oliver hurt her feelings.

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Feb 27

open.substack.com/pub/jefftied... If they could just perfect this strategy it would be great…

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Feb 22

What a great idea!!!

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Feb 22

We. Must. Vote. Them. Out…

Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Feb 6

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Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Jan 28

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Toast Malone@pathoszuma· Jan 25

hey, you want to see what brandishing looks like? here’s some brandishing. substack.com/@jefftiedrich © 2026 Jeff Tiedrich