Street sweeper #streetsweeper

My stupid fucking failson chud submarine keeps sinking whenever we put it in water and killing its entire crew

Tell me why this place I just applied to wants me to now fill out a 100+ question survey?!

This from @themountaingoats.bsky.social today made me feel very seen

Lol

Chicago Lakefront Suite

Just did a video job interview with my laptop on top of Vol 1 of Capital. Not to make a statement, it's just one of the largest books I own.

Gay horror movie is now

Just found out my birthday is on World AIDS Day.

WHAT

I minorly burned my fingie with a cigarette last night #smokingkills

Really enjoying the way this Wikipedia editor decided to phrase this

Leading with 'alcoholic father' has gotta be rough...

My friend is dog sitting perhaps the handsomest boy who has ever existed

Reading an Anne Rice novel

This rocks actually

Okay maybe this is less farfetched than I initially assumed....

Researching a Broadway musical and almost had a heart attack (it's not @kenjennings.bsky.social, it's the actor who originated the role of Toby in Sweeney Todd on Broadway).

This is mental illness.

Imagine the day the Jerseymen and Jerseywomen moved to Alpena, Michigan by way of Gaspé, Quebec.

Me as hell:

This is the wiki that inspired the above post btw

"Hey guys, who should we make king?" "Hmm... How about Tony the Unfit-to-rule?" "Yep sounds good"

Everyone say hi to Legocat™!

Found a cool flag

@wikipedia.org @wikimediafoundation.org this shit sucks, actually. You're making an encyclopedia, not a cute little phpBB forum.

Crowded dance floor at Green Mill tonight