Patrice
@patricefromcali
Here for the Jokes 😂🤣😆, book reviews 📚 and to live skeet my shows 📺. scary movies 👻 and music 🎶🎼🎵
Trying to make homemade red sauce from my graden. But I need bay leaves and garlic. Yall think if I go to sleep and go to work in the morning the green tomatoes will be ready to fry?
I don’t see how yall live in states with heat index over 100 degrees. It stays in the 80’s and that’s too damn hot for ME
I can’t stand sitting and getting my hair braided. That’s why I only do this once a year for vacation time. Good thing got through a lot of Tony Morrison sula
Unlocked a core memory with these. Growing up in Cali we called them big sticks at the ice cream truck. Found them at the grocery store the kids and I been tearing them up.
Spending my Sabbath going through my kids clothes for the school year. And watching soccer in Spanish.
Day 1 of summer break. Ask the kids what would they be doing at 10am. Both said recess or P.E. So my expectations walk, read and of course dad say make your own meals. #summerbreak like they say use your school stomach
My life changed when I ate a carrot raw. Who in the hell said to cook carrots
End of the school is expensive. The kids wanted to ride the school bus this year. I didn’t want them to. Their dad said let them. The bus driver kept them safe. I brought gifts to give for their last ride. Then my husband brought these expensive ass gift cards
🤣🤣 children really be trying check you. The weather is beautiful husband and I went on a walk around the neighborhood and sat on the porch talking. 12 boy: what yall been doing? Me: spending time with my man. Do they not realize he was my man before yall dad.
My therapist sits in between these cute little shops. Shop before my session. Brought some oil based non- alcohol based. Natural oil perfume. 😍😍 she found her new scent.
My daughter had the audacity to say. They watched lion king at after school and she didn’t like the original lion king. So we watching it as a family. Than you can say you dislike it
Shout out to left eye. TLC became big when I was in 4th grade. And I asked my mom what was that on her eye. She gave me the whole sex talk. Big up my mom and Left eye
Lord knows I wanted to stay home. But my little cousins getting baptized on the lake. So here we are supporting
The lake was beautiful and fun. Rain held off so we can enjoy the day. But baby I am tired. Time to relax
Every year I will say these are my favorite. My husband planted them 5 years ago when our daughter graduated from high school. White and red Azuela bushes, they re- bloom every year. She came home this year and we got to hang out in the yard 👧🏽👸🏾🤰🏽
Loving these bushes. Planted them the year my daughter graduated from high school. They bloom very year since.
My Jamaican husband, tried to tell ME from South Central Los Angeles, to use Brown sugar to make my kool aide cups. 🙄 told my kids if you don’t do nothing else right in life you going to make kool aide right
I used to read my kids a book then pat their backs until they fell asleep. My son asked me to stop patting his back.
Breonna Taylor’s death is hurtful and horrifying and wrong. She was peacefully sleeping in her bed. She was a medical worker. The police had the wrong house. We can be killed in our own bed when the police make mistakes. and they are not held accountable!
The library during spring break was amazing. Took the kids there, checked out some books for me. as I checked out they me told the author of “Happy land” a black woman. Gave the book away. I can read it and keep it or give it back to the library
Is casino time the same as airport? Cause I am turnt like it’s not 3pm on a Sunday. Anyways happy birthday to my husband. PS f these slot machines