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Jeff, colourful old coot

@pattersonjeffa

Trotskyist, omni, skeptic, into Tolkien, Brust, MCU, history. Avid indoorsman. Grandfather, husband. Woke AF. Please no DMs if I don't know you.

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Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· 26d

Cartoon of a raccoon in western garb, captioned, my spirit can't thrive where the vibes ain't howdy.

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Jun 26

Show me a pic that captures your essence. I'm the bearded guy in this pic.

A man with long curly grey/red hair, grey beard, top hat with green lit up goggles, wearing an open vest and holding a walking stick. With a Steam Powered Giraffe Walter Worker in make-up.

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Jun 9

My 82-0 roster:

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Bradley Beal
Vince Carter
Elvin Hayes
Wilt Chamberlain.

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Jun 8

We don't usually see each others' headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours (if you feel like it)!

My header. Background is a needlepoint saying "punch your local nazi."

Bio: Trotskyist, omni, skeptic, into Tolkien, Brust, MCU, history. Avid indoorsman. Grandfather, husband. Woke AF. Please no DMs if I don't know you.

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Jun 8

Man in front seat: "Fibonacci was a pretty influential Italian mathematician."
Woman in back seat: "He's more influential than the next two Italian mathematicians combined."
Man in front seat turns and looks shocked.

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· May 22

Yeah I don't expect I will.

Screenshot. Google AI overview of the word "disregard".

"Got it! Consider it disregarded. Let me know what you'd like to work on instead."

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· May 21

Merlin, the red handheld game from the 80s

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· May 16

Janelle Monae

Janelle Monae

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· May 5

San Diego last week.

San Diego gas prices ranging from a low of 6.19 to 6.69.

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· May 1

Crude line drawing of a person standing at a computer. Dialogue:

Person: say "i am alive"
Computer: >I AM ALIVE
Person: oh my god.

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· May 1

1937 Minneapolis May Day parade

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Apr 16

Screenshot of blank bluesky, only saying InternalServerError

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Apr 14

Picture of Willem Dafoe as Jesus.

Caption reads, "you know, I'm something of a doctor myself."

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Mar 27

Shot of Sheriff Brody from Jaws, on the boat, captioned, "we're going to need a smaller violin."

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Mar 20

Dune poster reading Twin Peaks instead .

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Mar 2

Top half: Skeletor reclining captions: Trent Reznor's name backwards is Ron Zertnert.

Bottom half: Skeletor running awayo caption: until next time!

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Mar 2

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Feb 28

Vulpix!

A donation receipt for trans Continental pipeline

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Feb 6

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Title page of old book:

First edition.

Ducks:

And,

How to make them pay.

By William Cook.

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Jan 1

Best Buy ad saying, "Remember, turn your computer off before midnight on 12/31/99."

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Dec 25

You will be visited by three spirits.

Rik, Vyvyan, and Neil from the 80s show "The Young Ones".

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Dec 18

Old comic panel, woman tied up on floor. Panel reads:

As her eyes become accustomed to the dimness, she sees --

And then she exclaims, "HAM!"

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Dec 3

It's not difficult, folks.

Image alt text stats for 2025: 27 total images, 100% have alt text, 0 missing alt text, 138 character average alt text length (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest) .

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Oct 13

Xkcd cartoon. At the foot of a large tree, stick figures. One is saying, "did you know the mighty redwood is actually the same species an broccoli and kale? It's just a different cultivar."
Another is responding, "wow!"

Caption reads, "every year or two, botanists add another plant to brassica olerecea and see if anyone calls them on it."

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Oct 11

Picture of Richard Nixon captioned, "Random Dick Pic".

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Oct 3

I think about this.

All the brains in the world are powerless against the sort of stupidity that is in fashion.

-- Jean de la Fontaine.

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Sep 30

Quote from Donald Trump in 2013.

"A shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak."

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Sep 23

He knew.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and a complete narcissistic moron."

HL Mencken
The Baltimore Evening Sun
July 26, 1920.

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Sep 18

Dril tweet:

The wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
.

Jeff, colourful old coot@pattersonjeffa· Sep 10

Let's not politicize this, right?

Headline:

Charlie Kirk: "It's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment."

Subhead:

Kirk: "Having an armed citizenry comes with a price, and that is part of liberty."

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