LIVE NOW!! DID YOU KNOW: There's nothing the xenomorph hates more than checking your emails? This INFURIATES her. twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #alienisolation

LIVE NOW!! Regular programming... they said it was a myth. They said it couldn't be done! But I'm going live with Terranigma! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #quintet #terranigma

LIVE NOW!! We've finally finished the Subnautica arc! Time to return to regular programming? NO! Everything Is Crab updated! It's!!!!! Crab!!!!!!!!!!! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #everythingiscrab

oh nooooo don't go baaaankruuuuupt

LIVE NOW!! We've made it to the Primary Containment Facility. I'm here to eat fish and beat Subnautica and I have both in ample supply. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #subnautica

FEST NOW!! Day 1 of the Patware Show Next Festravaganzaaaaaaa! Truck-Kun! Slaughterhouse! Sensory Overload! Object Impermanence! Engima Heart! Gin the Silver Wind! it's videogames twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #subnautica

LIVE NOW!! It's the debut of The Patware Show Morning Show! It's been a while since I was able to get a stream going so let's take a little time to catch up, talk about the future of the show, and then play some Horde of Viscount! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #hordeofviscount

LIVE NOW!! Hey guys Comrade Zach is at it again and I figured it'd be fun to see if I get totally fucking exposed on the most mathbooks-style puzzle game genre in existence. Oh it's time for U.V.S. Nirmana. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #nirmana #zachtronics

LIVE NOW!! The Apocalypse Wall may have blown up and definitely killed that guy but we just gotta pick ourselves up and keep on going into the Dying Light. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #dyinglight

LIVE NOW!! "Welcome to the age of man! Now clean up the aftermath of the horrible obliteration of a forest village!" maaaaaaannnnnnnnn twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #quintet #terranigma

LIVE NOW!! "Welcome to the age of man! Now fight the ghost of an entire city that was killed while you were in a coma!" jesus, Terranigma, we just got here. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #quintet #terranigma

oh yeah gamers it's time for @hordeofviscount.bsky.social's opus Horde of Viscount as seen on #HordeOfViscount

CRAFT NOW!! I just moved over a quarter ton of books and boy are my wings tired! A little late-style Minecraft Reclamation perchance. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #minecraft #reclamation

LIVE NOW!! Pretty sure we're right at the edge of finishing Gunvolt's campaign, and we'll be able to move on to the virulent racist! Azure Striker Gunvolt 2! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #inticreates #gunvolt

LIVE NOW!! Oh my lord when I reinvent the humble chicken I'm gonna be eatin GOOD it's time for Terranigma. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #terranigma #quintet

CRAFT NOW!! Would've been a great bit to do three days of mine streams in a row and then triumphantly play something extremely outside today. But I didn't do that. So it's MINECRAFT SUNDAY. Maybe today we get that steam engine upgraded. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #minecraft #concatenation

haha what a week. PATWARE FACT: i was born on an Easter Sunday. makes you think

LIVE NOW!! The legends say there's a terrible jug out there that has done the Heat Man block sequence raw. A jug without fear. However he WILL swear at Ice Man's stage while he cracks open the Mega Man Legacy Collection! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #megaman #capcom

i'm in a hole now thanks to Current Events and natural catastrophization so it's time for a comfort game today at the usual time

LIVE NOW!!! We housed the entire underground section of Terranigma in a single blow so now we can get to... the fart plants... twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #terranigma #quintet

LIVE NOW!!! Charge Blade Arc continues! Can Meatball Papa Squats defeat the hottest octopus known to man? Now with new gear!!! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #monsterhunterwilds #capcom

I don't know why I decided it was time to play Dying Light. The spirit is simply moving through me.

LIVE NOW!!! Dreams of Crystal Blue within the hollow Earth... once more must life be rekindled. Starting the sixth Quintet game: Terranigma! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #quintet #terranigma

COLLAB NOW!!! Lita, Qos, Bisho and I gonna get so nasty and dirty rolling these big big balls around. It's Dung Ho! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #dungho #friendslop

IDES NOW!! I'm here to stab Caesar and rebuild the Roman Empire... and I'm all outta Caesar. Last day of the Romestead demo! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #romestead

In about two hours we celebrate the IDES OF MARCH by rebuilding a Rome that got EXTREMELY stabbed - and Tuesday we're doing Dung Ho! with @countesslita.com @bishojokitsune.bsky.social and Imqossible! And Friday... NEW GAME TIME it's finally time to hit TERRANIGMA

Shadowgate 2 now... It's time... it's time to finish this foul beast... in the name of everyone who ever clicked a torch... twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #shadowgate

you can only put one gif in a bluesky post...

you gotta play everything is crab. you GOTTA play everything is crab. every person that plays everything is crab on my word and loves it is such a massive hit of serotonin for me because of the serotonin blast i know they're getting. look at these GUYS #EverythingIsCrab

Kind of a low-key week since I need to catch up on a few things home-wise and fix my sleep pattern and work on these Next Fest VODs. Terranigma starts next week! We will almost certainly finish Demon Purge this Thursday! We WILL finish Shadowgate 2. Never again will it darken my door.