Someone ought to tell Trudeau about this. The scandal!

I know the icon at the end is part of the Walmart logo, but nowadays it feels more like an asterisk letting you know that conditions apply and the fineprint reminds you that no, you in fact, cannot do either of those things

If Andrew Tate is so alpha, why isn’t he currently leading the inmates at his detention centre instead of crying about how mean they are on social media?

We are here now, right?

So he’s just Coen brothers’ villain, Jonny Caspar?

With a guy named Smiles on the mound they must be having fun! I’ll see myself out. Go Jays!

Hey CTV News, can we just go back to a simpler time where editors worked? Or maybe the deficit is only $11? That would be cool

Explain to me how this packaging makes any sense Shoppers Drugmart? Is this why things are so expensive at your stores? Am I paying for the extra material?

If the Four Seasons Landscape debacle taught us anything, then we know this is where Trump will attack next. Good news for Denmark, bad news for some surprised employees

Looking forward to our future overlords

Already wrote him. Crickets.

Absolutely. I just did.

What the sweet hell is this article from NBC news? Injured by snowballs? Then they shoot and kill someone? Abolish ICE, and Democrats, do something you clowns

Merry Christmas! No matter what you celebrate, I hope you get a well deserved break from the shenanigans of this year

Let’s go, Blue Jays!

Are we just at the point where we can’t even look at writing to know it’s not right? No more editors, so, not even spellcheck? Nailing it once again, Toronto Star. Guess maybe you just change it for our French readers?

“Submit to your man! I would, have you seen that guy?!” - Charlie Kirk’s diary

And now a close look into how trade negotiations are going for the US under their economics genius tRump

Not long at all according to this article in the Athletic!

Don’t forget these asshats try to tell you how patriotic and just like you they are while shaking every coin they can out of your pockets #NeverLoblaws

Can someone explain to me how Tesla stock is higher than Apple? I mean, I’m writing this on an iPhone right now and it hasn’t just caught on fire or driven itself off a road. Maybe Apple should design their next iPhone as a Cybertruck

“My own sexuality makes me uncomfortable so I feel the need to attack others!” -Charlie Kirk

Don’t worry, they said, there’s a lot of choices for groceries at stores owned … by the same company. They are too lazy to change what they offer deals on. Why even call them different stores? #Roblaws

Papers used to be where you’d go to find news. They had editors, they had standards. Now they are a laughing stock and they can’t even write an article without, you know, missing the entire end of it. Great job Toronto Star! #CdnMediaFails

Don’t forget #Roblaws is still stealing your money, supporting shrinkflation, and telling you it’s not their fault because they believe you to be stupid

On Trudeau’s meeting with the Premiers to deal with Trump’s tariff threat, Pierre Poilievre addressed the press: “Just because Conservative Premiers demanded this and I would have had a field day if Justin didn’t go to the meeting, Justin shouldn’t have gone to the meeting.” Pure leadership.

Just got this text. I think I handled it with grace and dignity #NeverVoteConservative

I need Canada to not do this. Please vote accordingly and with some measure of research