Jesus Died for Arsons

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My name is Patrick, I'm a cis-straight-white-man but I swear I'm always trying to be "one of the good ones." I'm going to try and be better about using these logging sites for fun: Letterboxd: Backloggd:

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Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· 9d

Just heard about Vinnie Pastore’s passing. He was funny, mostly pretty nice to me when I worked with him twenty years ago, and extremely full of himself. Here’s a picture of me and him (I look thirty in this picture but I’m 19) on set.

Vincent Pastore with a young man (that’s me) in a blurry digital photo

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jul 10

Saw this at Lowe’s today, it’s time.

A huge scarecrow figure, fifteen foot farmer skeleton and three smaller ghoul lawn ornaments inside a Lowe’s

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jul 6

I’ve tried the Oreos but we’ve still got a can of these bad boys unopened if you want to come taste test them with us 😅

A very odd concoction in a can, baked beans with rocket pop flavoring

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jun 16

Was this a favorite snack of anyone else in childhood?

Triscuits are placed on a paper towel with melted cheddar on them

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jun 16

Just completed a successful 23 hour print, it came out amazing!

A softball sized hobbit house made of plastic is shown sitting on a 3D printer bed. It’s a contraption to put dice into to roll them.

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· May 16

Here she is watching, she’s basically a 24/7 caretaker these days for my dad, so thanks for bringing her some joy!

My mom, a woman in her 70s, sits on a couch looking over to the left

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Apr 27

I consider myself a day one fan 😅 they are about the cutest band of siblings to ever exist. Here’s my cat loving my Haters T-shirt as proof 💕

A black cat named Chloe is curled up on my chest while I’m rocking an “I heart my haters” t shirt from the band Infinity Song

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Apr 5

Verizon getting in the Easter spirit

The v and e in “Verizon” are burned out on a sign, which makes it read as “rizon” or risen, as in “he is risen”

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Apr 3

She won’t pick up

A small black cat is curled up on top of a blanket, sleeping with one paw extended

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Mar 31

Co Star is completely wild, sometimes it’s just mean, sometimes it’s supportive and sometimes it says something that leaves me completely befuddled.

A screenshot of a notification from co star that says: Your day at a glance- Your lover is a ghost, a figment of your imagination.

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Mar 25

I know this is also a crotch shot (sorry) but look at how fucking cute my cat is!

Small black cat has her face tucked into my thigh while sitting between my crossed legs.

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Mar 14

Honestly, I never liked the food that much, but the vibes were immaculate. Sad to see Neptune diner’s exposed skeleton. RIP.

Looking through the window of the Neptune diner in astoria, you can see the sky and exposed ceiling beams

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Feb 25

Yeah, we call it “the resistance brought to you by stamps.com” it’s all Hagerstown friends

A screenshot of a text conversation calling out that Pat is a fucking champ

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Feb 12

What gave it away?

Freaky AI art of “people” with weirdly morphed faces and body parts leading to a very off-putting image

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Feb 8

I’m sure Wiger has been tagged in this before, but @doughboys.bsky.social I felt like I’d be remiss if I didn’t post what I found in the Lima airport

A burger shop in Lima airport named “BurgerBoy” with a chubby little cartoon face on the sign

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Feb 5

Anyway, great start to my trip, here’s pictures of my dumb ass:

Me, a dum dum, with blood on my face after I started trying to wipe it away and a clearly busted eyebrow

My face again, this time smiling slightly showing off my newly taped shut eyebrow thanks to amazing hotel medical staff

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jan 7

My mother is the undisputed champion of ominous texts

A screenshot of a text from a person with the contact name “mom” says “There are some things we have to take care of this year. The earlier in the year the better.”

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jan 1

Ugh… man…

A screenshot of a 2026 word of the year gif from Merriam Webster. I got the word “yeasty” which I feel is very disappointing but maybe I should make bread or something

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Nov 28

@lastweektonight.com looks like the only thing they took away from your segment was that the actors were bad so they replaced them with shitty family guy rip (but it might be the same audio?)

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Aug 31

👀 😶 👀 😶

A Google search starting “Is trump” with the filled searches being “missing” and “sick” first, followed by the far less sensical or relevant “progressive” and “ a lawyer”

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Aug 18

Hilarious line up on the Facebook feed with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social looking like he’s got little legs.

An image of Mark Hamil from the holiday special appears in a social media feed above an ad for shoes featuring legs below the knees that gives the illusion they are Mark’s legs (but very short and silly because it’s two partial images)

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jul 22

Bike was stolen out of my back yard in Astoria NY. Any share for reach is appreciated. It has purple flowers zip tied to the handlebars, a double kickstand and a sticker that says “Patrick Molloy’s 20th annual funeral cookout”

Two pictures of my bike pulled from an Instagram story. It’s an orange specialized sirrus elite with purple flowers on the handlebars.

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jul 18

Just got a group scam text (the toll paying one) and replied “do not pay this, report as junk and delete” and then had this follow up exchange

Screenshot of a text message interaction with nine people

First person: Oh no. I already paid what should I do

Second person: Who is this

Me: Contact your bank, consider changing any information you shared with the scammer, know that government bodies will never text you out of the blue or call you making threats about paying now.
If you ever think it's legit look up your local precinct online, call them and ask
I'm just some guy who got the same group scam text as everyone else here
These scams are extremely popular now

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jun 26

A. It’s not for you anyway B. Maybe just don’t come over here then loser

A skeet screenshot saying:

Thomas Chatterton William @chatterton
My sister-in-law grew up in the Soviet Union. One thing I can say with 100 percent certainty is l'm not *ever* going to be shopping at a government-owned and
-operated grocery store when I'm in New
York City

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jun 25

Guess who's definitely using @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 's image in an email to try and scam cash out of more people...

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jun 25

Of course the subject of the email gave me a heart attack

An email subject from Jackpocket saying “Congrats, you won a Mega Millions prize!”

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Jun 5

Hello from a fellow Patrick in another line!

A man takes a selfie in line behind probably 100 people on a sidewalk leading up to a Best Buy

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Apr 25

Could someone talk me down from completely freaking out over this?

An NYTimes summary of an article under a picture of a white woman who I assume is the judge in question:

F.B.I. Arrests Wisconsin Judge in Immigration Dispute
Federal agents arrested a county judge in Milwaukee, accusing her of shielding an immigrant from the authorities.

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Mar 31

Does anyone else remember the app Lulu? Screenshots of my profile just came up as a memory. I never found out who the one person that rated me was…

A picture of me at roughly 26 years old wearing a black t shirt with a dinosaur on it and holding a yoga mat. I still hadn’t given up my thinning hair and look a little like Tintin. Above my picture is the name “Rev Molloy” which was scrubbed from Facebook. Over my picture is a rating of 8.4, and a boasting of “46 hashtags” previewing two #Tattoos, #ForgetsMyNameDuringSex

Jesus Died for Arsons@pbcm· Mar 28

Dad’s in the hospital, it’s nothing too scary, but this is the text I get from my mother as she fills out the intake forms (dad has let us know multiple times over the years he wants no expense spared to keep him alive, even if braindead)