Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow
Self-employed unpaid intern. Tweets do not represent the views of my employer. See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here!
ALSO, those signs last FOREVER. I find them in the swamp pretty often. This one had been in the swamp for about 6 years when I found it. Big ones make great makeshift mats for doing outdoor laying down work, they slide nicely.
Big political update from where I get most of my news (r/ScrapMetal)
Me: I'd be interested in watching a battle about a movie. Just one battle, really. PT Anderson: What about Pynchon? Me: Love it. Gravity's Rainbow or Lot 49, preferably. PT Anderson: Fuck you
Remembering that time I tried my hand at inspirational posters.
hey this was entirely empty except for a page about food and another about getting pets
Sal & Phils why'd you make the crawdad all slutty?! This is a crawdaddy that wants to FUCK.
This AI stuff is really getting out of hand. Found it in the woods.
for sale: baby shoes, worn out. That baby really put some miles on them
Going to a city council meeting and furiously demanding to know what weird sort of pride flag is on this hat
"I promise I did not mock an old woman on a mountain who cursed my hands."
When I was roughly 10 years old I got this as my big christmas gift. Kept this bad boy (Panasonic PV-C1342 CRT TV/VCR combo) for nearly 20 years. Ended up giving it away rather than trashing or selling it. I hope it's still out there. Hooked it to a PS1, 2, N64, spent years watching VHS tapes on it.
Special Agent Dana Scully's dad, William Scully (aka Willie Skulls) was disappointed in his daughter for becoming an FBI agent because he knew that there were better ways of finding aliens than what his kid was doing in the FBI. One might have a radio telescope or Stargate, for instance.
Sometimes I like to think about how Pantera was a teenage glam metal band in the 80s and reinvented themselves in 1990 for Cowboys from Hell. From "Diamond" Darrel to Dimebag. Look at this 1983 album title/cover. Amazing. These guys were a regional band in Louisiana/East Texas playing Metal Magic!
The cast of the Venture Brothers looking horrified by something like this post
Early experiments in sapiosexuality were disturbing to the modern mindset but important to the development of new ways to never fuck