
My wife got a parcel (Pyrex) via eBay and the sender included this postcard, obviously intentionally because she’s blanked out the address. 🤷♂️

Thanks to AI, you don’t need to imagine Nige’s poo stance any more.

WARNING: *Klaxon* This is not a bidet.

Neil@pearofdestiny· Jul 10 That moment when you order a meal abroad and realise the language barrier is a problem.

Neil@pearofdestiny· May 30 Is it Mother from the Boroughs?

Neil@pearofdestiny· May 29 Nick Knowles has announced he has pulled out of the America Freedom 250 concert.

Neil@pearofdestiny· May 12 Received a parcel from the Lord of the No Rings.



Neil@pearofdestiny· Apr 30 I asked ChatGPT for an ETA.

Neil@pearofdestiny· Apr 24 ..and Divine actually ate dog shit.

Neil@pearofdestiny· Apr 23 My daughter’s got a dancing gig this weekend, the glitter ball head is part of the costume she has to wear.

Neil@pearofdestiny· Apr 23 “Knock knock”
…”Who’s there?”

Neil@pearofdestiny· Apr 21 First come, first served.

Neil@pearofdestiny· Apr 18 Of course there is a Pramland next to an adult sex shop in Hull.