Here's some of my recent work 😘

I turn 40 in a few months and got mistaken for 25 today by a 35 year old lesbian who said I'm too young for her.

Okie

Hi just cleaned my room, who wants to swap places with the bear?

Omg mine too :3

I finally cancelled spotify

Evergreen

We're all looking for the girl who did this.

Last time he tried this shit they fucked up his dick.

I used the modem on this bad girl not even to go on the early internet but to direct dial a friend on the other side of town and play Scorched Earth with them.

Perfect reply to this guy

This is the reason I go to work every day

5 hours ago walking through a park known for having beautiful cherry blossoms 🌸 A week or two too early but I like this little tree budding and snapped a pic

part 2 of this

that's my cat's name

people should just start replying to this guy with this

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