Do they teach obtuse non-compliance at law school? Or is that like a natural gift that can't be taught?

Everyone over 50 knows what happens when you give this guy an unlimited budget.

While I appreciate your nostalgia for a time long past, the best part of LG passed away 10 years ago.

This photo of the moment he lost a billion-plus dollar judgement always warms my cockles #MoreSchadenfruedePlease

Guys I think facebook might be down

Guys I think I know why he wants a huge ballroom. It's the new Mar A Lago face for men

Those lugubrious eyes know what he did to the founders' vision.

I believe the charges are for attempted representation.

LOL this sums it up perfectly.

Every headline in every paper in the world should manifest some version of this, all day every day until he is removed or deceased

I used to think this was an an extreme position. now I get it This jackass is happily telling Americans to surrender the basic rights for which this country was fought in exchange for the illusion of safety from Dangerous brown people—which puts ALL of our rights at risk It is, necessarily, extreme

I though guns meant Christmas and family Why Does Trump hate Christmas and family?

Meanwhile our president is threatening to invade Iran, which would quickly put the kibosh on any pro-western momentum. #3DChess

Here's a hack if you run out of wrapping paper

When you say "frozen Russian assets" I pictured DJT in one of those nice carbonite blocks. (I would have sked Chat GPT to make an image, but its prolly not worth burning down an acre of rainforest for maybe 15 or 16 likes.)

It's a bitter pill to know that every single person who believes children murdered in schools is "the cost of freedom" voted to live in a country where it's risky to walk to your own goddamn mailbox without bringing ID.

And my axe.

YEEEEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *guitar! guitar! guitar!*

His claim becomes a lot less impressive when you find out it was an open book test.

In this case, the extreme impatience to vote this motherscratcher out—unless he is finally successfully impeached and convicted, is considered support for the overthrow of the United States' government.

WIll the ornaments be minimalist brutalist Dr. Suessian horror themed?

Dear 43% of the United States:

Somebody please ask these ball-garglers to reconcile the enthusiasm with which they would welcome troop deployments in their cities with their stance on the 2nd amendment.