Penguin Pete | writer elite
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#Author, #podcaster, #artist, and #esotericist | 20+ years #freelance #blogger #opentowork | Legendary #Linux geek | epic weirdo | #FuckAI #HangTheRich #woke | Relax, I'm as hilarious as I am horrifying.
Not everybody has a twin in the Mirror Universe. But some people do. Cthulhu help you if you meet yours.
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
@gilesforyou.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social The Man With Two Noses
21st century interface design, or how I knew this country was headed for Idiocracy before the movie:
Freelancing doesn't feel like this anymore now that America broke capitalism:
COVID flashback: When even a pandemic can't plug your drip!
Anthony from the Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life" vs. Light Yagami from Death Note
Finally, somebody made a voodoo stress doll of me. Surprised it wasn't sooner.
No, seriously, every 1980s sci-fi/action flick: "Do NOT let a tech trillionaire take over the world and overrun it with artificial intelligence, it does NOT end well!" 2020s: "No, yeah, let's do that!"
It's official: Hantavirus is the new COVID! I guarantee it.
Speaking of black cats, reminds me of a movie review I have written, due to post sometime @366weirdmovies.bsky.social . What are you nerds up to lately?
For the Flying Spaghetti Monster sent his only begotten son, that we might remember always to celebrate the blessings of durum wheat. May we all be touched by his noodly appendage! #FSM
I bet you never noticed the George Lucas reference #easteregg on the chalkboard in the intro to "Pinky and the Brain." Bonus buck: "BH 91210" is a coded reference to "Beverly Hills 90210" - apparently a suburb spin-off? #90s #nostalgia #animation
#selfies challenge: Your best Blofeld-style villain pose, cat non-optional
Well I'm a word alchemist, but I'm not looking for a job. I'm looking for a fantasy feifdom to rule like an overlord.
Hey, #Iran ! Congratulations on making the 52nd attack on Jerusalem! You win a deck of playing cards.
Skeletons are hard to raise, and you should think carefully before buying one at Home Depot. They don't respond well to positive motivation and spanking them does nothing.
Posting this here so #Muskrat doesn't see it Can't wait for them to start hunting down "volunteers" to "donate" brain cells! Yay, the future!
No, don't just eat the rich. Feed them to the BONESTRIPPER! @366weirdmovies.bsky.social #movies #weird
Robert Preston in "The Last Starfighter" always made me wonder what kind of Dr. Who he would have made. #scifi
Should I change my #Tumblr banner, or keep this vintage 1990s POVRay-era CGI masterpiece I made? That's the top half of a Wurlitzer jukebox, BTW, which I modeled off photos. #oldmandrawsstuff
"I hope the weather gets COLDER !!!" Just spotted the same sign on today's newsfeed:
If you see this, I beg of you to post a picture from whatever device you're using, without explanation.