Fitz
@pensiveuphoria
NY - Dog Dad - Proud Geek - 🏳️🌈 “I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls”.
Line around the corner for a burrito but it was so worth it. Best burrito I’ve ever had in my life 😋😅
When your bf is a plant gay and staying at his place feels like sleeping in a rainforest 😅
Believe it or not you’re looking at the George Washington Bridge. But you can’t see it because of thick fire smoke from over 1000 miles away. Insane.
At a restaurant where your meal includes a trip to the salad bar and I feel that’s not something I’ve seen since I was a kid and I love it haha
Trying to smile while this group of girls next to me at the bar is equal parts hilarious and annoying
I’m watching the Switzerland - Colombia game at this bar and the Swiss manager is daddy 😛
So who here has a beach house and wants a house husband? I will quit my job and live in your beach house and take care of you. 😂🤣
Not a single ray of sunshine on the beach today but my Casper white ass is still getting a sunburn🥴🤣
When your friend has a rooftop patio in midtown, you go drink on his rooftop patio in midtown 😅
The inspiring but tough love message I have my alarm give me every morning 😅
Drunken bravery caught on film. And with a Broadway deep-cut to boot! Thank you @cyby.bsky.social 😅
When is South Florida due as the south Floridians do. But walking around South Beach has been a stark reminder of how out of shape and translucently white I am 😅🤣