Got beat up by cardio again
Good morning, come get my back
It's pride month so can one of you gay guys celebrate by folding my laundry for me
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Popped an edible last night to help me go to sleep, woke up and I'm still high
I in fact did NOT get my body speedo-ready during the winter
How my Sunday is going btw
Me: I love fat bitches
Me in the mirror, seeing a fat bitch:
Don't text me or my bf unless it's with this energy
Thank god my job has a gym and locker room to shower after
Just gotta survive one day in office and then it's vacation time
If u see me in your comp game BAN INVISIBLE WOMAN I will put belt to ass if you don't
My Christmas miracle was almost getting 8 hours of sleep for the first time in years 🥹🥹
I need to start only using one music platform so my shit is actually accurate
On today's episode of Cut Or Uncut:
Office? empty ✅
Dead? Inside ✅
Bush? Hairy ✅
McDonald's for breakfast 😃
