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Perfect Orb 🍄

@perfectorb

Mostly here to post Louie and mushrooms. He/him. Trans rights are human rights! Alt profile: pfp is a yellow sponged red bolete mushroom with sun and hillside in background. Banner is a heeler mix dog laying in the woods On Discord as perfectorb 🔞, MDNI

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Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· 7h

Found my first cauliflower mushroom of the season!

Cream brain like wrinkled mushroom growing in dark duff

Cauliflower mushroom in my hand with wooded hillside in background

Dried bag of cauliflower mushroom

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· 14d

Frog friend on a recent hike

Little bumpy frog on the forest floor

Another shot of the frog from above showing the yellow stripe down it’s back

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Jul 3

Baby chanterelles on a local trail!

Cluster of orange capped budding chanterelles on the side of a trail

Another group of yellow orange budding chanterelles next to the trail

Itty bitty chanterelle in my hand for scale

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Jun 28

Fearless bunny grazing grass at work

Brown rabbit grazing on grass

Grazing bunny noticing me taking pictures of it with grass in it’s mouth

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Jun 11

Rules are probably covered in this book

DND book of erotic fantasy for 3.5 edition

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· May 24

Louie doing his best otter impression

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· May 23

More and more morels! #fungifriends #fungi #mycology #naturephotography

Dry forest floor with leaf litter and bunches of morels

Three large morels in a hand with lots of morels on the ground

Two morels growing out of dry pine needles

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· May 15

Outrageously low tide in the bay today on a walk with Louie

Louie walking a gravel path on the dike with vast low tide mudflats in the background

Another picture of Louie on the windy dike walk

Louie investigating smells while the wind whips his fur up

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· May 11

Absolutely massive oyster mushrooms from a recent hike. I left them for the beetles to feast on. Hand for scale #naturephotography #fungifriends

Massive 12” wide wavy cream colored oyster mushrooms, my hand lifting one gently for scale

More gigantic oyster mushrooms with my hand for scale

Broken rotting stump covered in giant oyster mushrooms. They are absolutely chock full of beetle larvae

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· May 9

Oyster mushrooms from today’s hike! There’s signage banning foraging here so I left them all #fungifriends #fungi #mycology #naturephotography

Cream colored Oyster mushroom flush growing in fallen cottenwood

Cream to tan colored oyster mushrooms on fallen cottonwood

Wavy yellowed oyster mushrooms growing amongst cobwebs

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· May 6

Springtime morel indicator mushrooms!

Orange small cup fungus growing in ashy soul known as fire cups. Usually grow near burn morels

Cherry caps, light brick orange mushrooms that grow near burn morels

Another flush of orange fire cups

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 30

Spring mushrooms and friends!

Young cream colored oyster mushroom bunch growing from a rotten hardwood log

Bright pink ghost pipes growing in moss

Brown banded turkey tails growing from a fallen log

A flush of tan to cream inky caps growing under a log

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 29

My single favorite character in all of WORM is finally here!

A girl with blond ringlets wearing a tattered blue dress and apron. She has blood spattered on her and is saying “Remember Kids! Swearing is bad!”

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 23

Found some young morels on my mushrooming trip!

Single black morel growing through dead leaves with small fire cup mushrooms nearby

Close up of a black morel growing through dead leaves and pine needles

Wide shot of a productive morel patch next to a creek

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 20

Louie with a view!

Louie (blue heeler border collie mix) sitting at a viewpoint un the sun with a lake in a valley in the background

Louie on a gravel road in the shade with a lower elevation view of the valley lake

Louie very interested in the treat in my hand with a cockeyed view

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 18

Did my longest hike in a while at 8.2 miles! Had a great view at the end too

Louie and a view of a lake in a valley

A lower elevation view of the lake and Louie

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 18

Shatterbird is the most fly of the S9

Shatterbird with a dress and wings of multicolored glass and a glass bird head

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 17

I AM LOOKING RESPECTFULLY says a ruby eyed skull

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 15

Mannequin is such a good horror villain, I love him

Mannequin, a man made of plastic, chains and murder

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 9

He’s my perfect little angel!

Louie in the snow with a good frozen stick in his mouth

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 8

I have a love to hate relationship with Jack Slash

Jack Slash in his signature jeans, button up and cowboy boots wielding two blades. Looks like a douchecanoe

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 5

Counterpoint:

Hotdog pickle and celery aspic cake

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 3

Extra conks for you!

Red banded conk on tree

Double red banded conks on fallen log

True artist’s conk on a fallen log

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Apr 3

Some cold mushrooms from this winter’s hikes!

Big glob of wet orange witch’s butter bursting from the bark of a rotting tree

Two red banded conks growing atop each other on a mossy dead tree

Little tan mushroom with a ring on the stalk growing from forest tuff

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Mar 30

Poor poor Scrub!

A white haired young caucasian man with white orbs circling him and white smoke leaking out his eyes and mouth

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Mar 30

I think the real origin of modern furries is Robin Hood cause damn, they didn’t need to make Robin Hood and Maid Marian so hot

Maid Marian and Robin Hood from the disney cartoon

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Mar 29

Did a snow hike with my coworkers and my/my parents’ dog

Paddington and Louie running towards me in the snow

Another action shot of dogs running towards me

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Mar 21

I disliked exercise until I got a cattle dog. Now i’m enjoying 10+ miles of hiking a week to keep him from chewing holes in the walls

Louie on snowy road chomping a stick

Louie looking at view while getting headscratches

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Mar 21

Saw Cirque du Soleil ECHO tonight and it was both impressive and bizzare

Woman sitting on the shoulder of a giant red human powered puppet

Perfect Orb 🍄@perfectorb· Mar 16

Louie enjoying late season snow

Louie (black white and tan heeler mix) standing in ankle deep snow looking at me with a light spattering of snow on him

Louie in deeper snow shoving his face under the snow for the good smells