Chris Perfett
@perfett
News Anchor @ Fox Sports Radio. Formerly 10 years @ SB Nation podcasting the Detroit Lions. USC Annenberg alum. "Go Loins." Ask me about my very big cat. Thinking too much about TTRPGs
Pleased(?) to report THIS FRIGGIN GUY is back on his “go outside eat some dead leaves and immediately throw up” agenda
it's done, f this, all of it, never want to be here again, spike that football
trust me this plan will be better because im gonna take my smart dick pills
You really really do not need to post at all, if these thoughts enter your head they do not need to be shared with this world
Time to get Greek woke and relive all the classic lit classes from Jesuit high school
if ever an old post was needed for the BlueSky timeline more than this moment
man you are in the NFL, you should have lawyers to deal with this kinda nonsense, nothing ever goods come of getting the old mates involved
Come to the Enchanted Tiki Room in the next 15 minutes if you want your ass kicked
Just walked out of Backrooms and saw this while crossing the street I’m fucking sweating
At Fox Sports Radio someone stole Jason Smith’s wings from the fridge and put the empty container back and for a whole week now the social contract has fallen apart
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
It's another thrilling start to the AL Central race, America's Most Exciting Baseball
"Naming a video game you've completed more than six times is trickier." I haven't even touched it in almost 15 years now but I've easily pulled off 10+ journeys to Red Mountain. The theme is permanently engraved in my brain.
I feel like this was always the endpoint we'd arrive at with BlueMAGA one day. "You need to, you must, must vote for a Nazi in order to stop Trump."
I keep seeing this floating around but I don't know what I'm supposed to believe here. Pretty sure McVay has final say! He's responsible for this too!
that list must be EXTENSIVE because I've never ever heard of this loser or liked any post even remotely related to him. I'm a burned out sports blogger! This site's got the juice brother
Back doing more updates tonight, I’m not really great at remembering to post when I’m on doing the news but catch my voice on all Fox Sports Radio affiliates for news updates now until 2 am ET foxsportsradio.iheart.com