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pete twentythree@pete23· 6d

not dave demands a chord to herald her cosmic entry

a tortoiseshelled cat
on a minilogue xd
in front of a black hole’s accretion disc
in space

pete twentythree@pete23· 11d

lovely of him to sleep atop a well-labelled pedestal PURRING MEAT? no! -

a stripy ginger cat is snoozing in a loose curl atop a wooden thing, in front of this is a poster it reads THROBBING GRISTLE

pete twentythree@pete23· 12d

i can stretch out a foot, wiggle it, lose a toe. that work for you?

a stripy ginger cat at the far bottom corner of the bed. he has been flash photographed but is facing away from is. his stripes are gorgeous.

pete twentythree@pete23· 17d

what’s your sign?

don’t want to see trans people? pluck out your eyes

picture of a hand attached to a wrist with a dark shirt holding a scorpion holding an eyeball

pete twentythree@pete23· 20d

not quite @kevlin.bsky.social territory, just an intraday oops reboot and recovery sequence. didn’t catch the trigger:-/

departures screens

lhs screen is showing a login for FIDSuser

pete twentythree@pete23· 21d

oh god Bendik Giske i am nominally straight but he is stunning and he bares his heart through his sax and i nominally hate sax as well but this is an exception and wow @gluefactorybound.bsky.social knows what i mean

bendik giske is a topless buff man with a lovely kilt and platform shoes and a saxophone

pete twentythree@pete23· 22d

convocation of feline and canine

a tortoiseshelled cat approaches a blue merle sheltie to say hello

the tortoiseshelled cat has awoken the blue merle sheltie and now both of them are on their way to ask about lunch

pete twentythree@pete23· 24d

jesus is here, look busy, have a cat dump

a ginger cat head in extreme close up his eyes are screwed shut and he is dreaming. whiskers bush around his silly pink schnozz.

lucy fur is a slightly out of focus twitchy tuxedocat here pictured atop a bookshelf where she feeds.

Neil is a large void atop the feeding bookshelf. Peeping out behind her is Not Dave the tortie. Behind her, Mephistopheles the ginger tomcat awaits. These cats are very hungry. But they are also soft and beautiful.

close up of not dave the tortoiseshelled cat on some bare board stairs. her whiskers are white and beautiful.

pete twentythree@pete23· 25d

this one, Ronja, does bark at intruders. shelties are quite a barky breed. my son is in your camp and finds them very stressful. i put up with it because they are very floofy and kind souls. except Fenris who is a bastard i suppose.

a sheltie lies by a door absolutely spark out unconscious

pete twentythree@pete23· Jul 13

Happy Ninth Birthday to the best dog in the world: Fenris!

two shelties in a boarded hallway. one further away from camera in a doorway is DA WONJA a blue merle, closer to camera and next to a couple of shoes he has collected is FENRIS a fine sable floofoid.

a sable sheltie likes flat on a bed, this is a candid snoot shot taken horiztonally. because he is lying down you get only half a face.

sheltie is SCARY DOG here we can see Fenris’ amazing bite inhibition. the top half of his snoot is visible and his scary fangs where they rest on my hand. you can’t see this but he was making grrrrr noises whilst playing.

fenris is ofc also deeply evil. here we see that manifest in the woods, where he is sitting down, majestically floofy, his eyes are glowing red and white.

pete twentythree@pete23· Jul 8

Poseidon is a marvelous cat, and Neil says Hi!

a black cat is unwinding from a cinnamon bun pose, stretching her leg and looking at the ape with the camera.

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 27

One Leg on Eye. Irish singing, pipes, hurdygurdy, modular, wall of noise. Final number of repeated 4 bar pipe motif got me to a trance state and a Yeats sample, its hour come round at last, slouching toward Blackpool to be played. Great stuff.

two men on a stage, light from a window to the right. both men are bearded. lhs man is captain modular and mpc, rhs man is captain hurdygurdy, irish pipes, occasional singing. together they fight crime (is this right? -ed.) because they are One Leg On Eye

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 26

harrowing nostalgia and ballroom dancing courtesy of The Caretaker, up close and personal. excellent performance, the dancers added an extra dimension, haunted ballroom and real ballroom overlapping @avantgardening.pl

The Caretaker, James Leyland Kirby, stands in front of a microphone. Behind him two well stuffed armchair, a bottle, glasses, a drinking companion.

two ballroom dancers in the blackpool ballroom dancing

BRING ME DISCOURSE, I WILL ENCHANT THINE EAR

the motto of the ballroom i guess, picked out with laser light and a long exposure

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 18

Fenris and Not Dave lie ready to take your call!

a sheltie lies on his side on the bed, the main feature of this photo is his massive snoot.

a tortoiseshelled cat on a blue duvet with her front paws extended.

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 18

Cheers Addie. Nice to see you (briefly) today! NTS my escape attempt because $REASONS has also been foiled by the fickle nature of railways.

a departure board for Hayes, DELAYED sigh. time is 15:46:12.

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 18

indefinite delay due to doors being forced on a train between croydon and norwood jct. they were at the talking about switching off the power and closing access to station stage. had to drive over to elmer’s end. gutted to miss first talks ffs.

everything is delayed on this departure board

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 18

naturally

The delay time for this service is currently unclear and may be longer than specified
To: Bedford
Duration: 17 mins

ffs

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 15

oooh @warringtonruncorn.com all-dayer on Saturday! something nice to look forward to, only 4 and a half working days to the weekend, let’s ‘ave it.

Lucy Fur the Tuxedo Cat sits on the kitchen island looking deadly. She is.

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 6

the shocking denouement 2/2

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 6

a story in two parts 1/2

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 3

Neil is one of my perfect special cats. She also eats the head of large black rats leaving the body for the Shelties to consume and then vomit. #It’s the circle of liiiiife…

a void cat screm atop a flour bin in fromt of bookshelves. a nice collection of waitrose bags belies her middle class upbringing.

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 3

You are fortunate. I have two perfect excellent girls, then Hannibal Lecter in Tuxedo form, and an orng boi perfect only in the sense that he is 100pc Central Casting @jortsthecat.bsky.social.

a lorge stripey orange cat sits by the backdoor, he has been staring out at the birbs again.

pete twentythree@pete23· Jun 3

Hmmm. Went to the bathroom and came back to discover a post.

a void and a tortie atop a bookshelf they have NEVER been fed

pete twentythree@pete23· May 31

#sablesunday you say? only one here but he’s a good one!

a sable sheltie relaxing on a blue sofa in the background, a blue merle sheltie as big as a border collie stands in the foreground. no cats on the cat tree sadly.

pete twentythree@pete23· May 30

@peculiarityshop.bsky.social birthday present absolutely loved at first sight. thank you so much! great packaging too:-)

a hand with a strange ring made of a silver square and two metal bands. it is “a very cool ring”.

pete twentythree@pete23· May 27

tfw you’re a soil Baldog trying to traverse the ginnel of Khazad-Dûm in an attempt to eats some nice hobbitses and distribute woodchips. Ronja the Blue (Merle) tells me I shall not pass!

a wheelbarrow of chips
a narrow passage
a proud defending sheltie in the light

also a wheelbarrow of chips
also a narrow passage
also a proud defending sheltie in the light
but closer!

pete twentythree@pete23· May 26

Neil supervise; Fenris dissapeer into bush like Kurtz; Not Dave and Mephistopheles run a catfûd protection racket. How was your Monday? Deathcube today so much less animal:-/

an extremely lomg void cat with a hint of white bikini stretches out on a tarpauliny roof

a tortoiseshell and a ginger boi are concerned that my house is flammable, best find some wet catfûd stat

a sable sheltie with a toothy grin hides in a bush, behind a tiny oak tree.

the tortie has stayed front of frame; the ginger boi has wandered off to give us a back view (tail to hide his modesty)

pete twentythree@pete23· May 23

#caturday seems to begin with a Tortoise Explore

a tortoise shelled cat stands on a radiator and snufffs at the air coming from a gap too small to hold her beauty and splendor

oh wait no a tortoiseshelled cat has unhooked her pelvis or whatever they do and is now firmly out of the window except for the last foot on the windowsill above the radiator. it’s green outside!

pete twentythree@pete23· May 21

mephistopheles really need to put my signed uber poster of throbbing gristle on the wall elephant keyring tat from indian tourist duty free

mephistopheles the ginger cat on a printer stand
really need to put my signed uber poster of throbbing gristle on the wall
elephant keyring tat from indian tourist duty free

pete twentythree@pete23· May 17

findmypolitics.com?e=-84&so=-69... “interestingly” taking the long form vs medium flipped me from progressive left to democratic socialist. top match Chomsky both times, by all accounts - not 100pc sure but ok.