17 years ago today I headed off travelling. I’d been to 21 countries at that point. Now, 98. So much still to see.

Lovely stuff

Chilly today.

8pm and 36c. Lovely stuff.

And here we are. Finally a new one. 98. Tunisia. Arrived late so haven’t seen anything yet. All I’ve heard so far is Brits complain about the heat. Stay home, FFS.

Was hoping the last word was “prison”

Honestly though, it’s basically done. Right now, Algeria would have to lose by 2 or Croatia to lose by 3 for them to even have a slim chance of sneaking in. Glorious. #theyrecominghome

Fun day in Kansas City. Watched the US win at the Fan Fest, queued 1hr40mins for amazing bbq and now enjoying my food coma laid in bed watching Brazil/Haiti and then Türkiye/Paraguay next.

This game is hard work. Knicks can do this though. Then we party.

I asked him about coming to us. He said no.

First time flying First. Frank Lampard just across the aisle.

And this. I don’t want to arrive earlier, I drink with my friends elsewhere. But I have to answer…

It’s been exactly 37 years since I was last mascot for Palace.

Done @mttmllr14.bsky.social

Late again WGAF, we won another cup. #cpfc

Twelfth again, WGAF, We won another cup! #cpfc

A quick word for #Rayo #Vallecano fans yesterday. They were absolutely amazing and made for a great event. Wish them all the best and will be keeping an eye out on them in future.

Sneaking into the front row at a European final? Completed it. #cpfc

👀 #cpfc #arsenal

I can see my seats!

Loads of tix on general sale now #cpfc

It’s not a race but… 🤣

Done. Think I might have won. Sponsor here, please: www.justgiving.com/page/ustaxfs... Loads of donations from #cpfc fans this morning as I walked. ❤️💙 Thanks to all for your support! @alzheimerssoc.bsky.social

I appear to be the only one not in a charity T-shirt 🤣 #cpfc @alzheimerssoc.bsky.social 💙

En route to the start of my charity walk for @alzheimerssoc.bsky.social Please sponsor me! www.justgiving.com/page/ustaxfs...

We’re on our way! #cpfc

May 2, 2025 to May 2, 2026 17.5kg. 38.5lbs. 2 stone 10.5lbs. Gone. Very proud of myself. 7.5kg to go.

Broke the news to Abi that she’s going to the second leg and the final, if we make it. She was a tad excited. She deserved it after sending me this message this morning!