Dragon Crab
@phastinemoon
I am a Butche Fatale, 200+ lbs, 5'1", alpaca farmer, and one of two twin sisters who each only tell the truth or lies. And I'm also primarily a Tumblr girlie -- I'm just here to follow people from Youtube.
They’re little buttheads, but they’re MY little buttheads, and they’re still good boys
Karaoke night! Time to go make a fool of myself with absolute confidence!
On a more wholesome note, here’s a picture of a snow leopard at a dentist’s office in Finland
I’m slowly becoming better at not freaking out when I see a spider in my house. …. THESE FUCKERS, THO…
This is my baby girl, nobody else can tell me she is anything other than a precious, perfect princess
It’s a tiny-ass house, there SHOULD NOT be this many places for my cats to hide… And yet, it’s always the orange boy!
I saw this at the grocery store, and knew that it was a sign from the old gods that they WANTED it. I wasn’t gonna argue.
“Huh, where’s my orange boy? There’s limited places to hide in this tiny house…” The orange boy:
Throwback to when I made this comment on a “Man vs Bear video” and weep for me that I will never achieve this greatness again
It’s Monday, my dudes. Just Monday. And already, the week is NOT off to a great start. So here’s my little familiar, being a good snuggle bug
Me: Sorry I was late to work, boss. Boss: Why are you late THIS time? Me:
He is the first to join me, and the last to leave. He might not be the brightest, but he is the best, and the biggest momma’s boy
Trick question! I did it already, fuck you, we make our own rules in this wardrobe!
He’s her favorite brother. When we lived with my sister, the beagle was her bestie.
I can’t find the picture of when she was smol. But her now! Chilling with her brother for comparison
The number one power couple of the House of Hades wishes you Merry Christmas (featuring a sticker from @overlysarcastic.bsky.social esteemed Red)