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Fast walker. Basically, allergic to Earth. Savoring & shoveling. Cat magnet. Covid disabler. Pro- Democracy and rule of law. Fight AI.

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Phatty@phat-bat· 16d

“Statement from Senator Taylor Rehmet on Tarrant county’s proposed polling location closures. Fort Worth, Texas – tomorrow, Tarrant County commissioners are expected to consider a proposal that would reduce the number of election day polling locations from 316 in 2022 to 176 this November, a roughly 45% reduction. The proposal comes after the county reduced more than 100 election day voting sites last year. Texas Senator Tailor Raymond released the following statement: ‘as an Air Force veteran, I swore an oath to defend the constitution, and that oath didn’t end when I took off the uniform. Our democracy is strongest when every eligible American has the freedom to make their voice heard at the ballot box. I urge the Tarrant County commissioners court to reject this proposal and keep our polling places open. The proposal to eliminate nearly half of the county’s election day polling locations put cost savings ahead of Texans fundamental right to vote. With over 1.3 million registered voters and more than 70 races on the ballot this November, closing 45% of polling places will inevitably make it harder for people to vote. Polling places aren’t government waste. They’re an investment in our democracy. Our democracy is strongest when every voice can be heard. Keep the polls open.’”

Phatty@phat-bat· 19d

The Mystery of the Bodiless Cat Noggin (2026)

A bodiless cute cat head appears to rest upon a carpeted surface.

Phatty@phat-bat· 29d

Here’s looking at you, kid

A long haired torte cat laying on a step with its head hanging off in an upside down fashion

Phatty@phat-bat· Jun 30

Ok, i read the article and this helps explain why an outbreak can occur here easily: “Lackland is the only air force basic training site, which means it draws trainees from around the US and the world. It is currently flu season in the southern hemisphere, and in the US, “flu does circulate year-round – it’s just not common” in summer, Rivers said. “But it only takes one case introduced into Basic for an outbreak to begin.”

“Sanchez likens the conditions to “a petri dish”, and he said leaders were probably “exercising maximum expediency in vaccinating individuals that had not been vaccinated previously” before the end of June.

“But about 700 new recruits arrive at Lackland every week, and flu cases are still increasing sharply.”

Phatty@phat-bat· May 18

"wives submit." Really they want ALL WOMEN to submit to their every desire.

A picture of a button handed out at the MAGA Christian Nationalist Freedom 250 Rededication event on the Mall which says, "Wives, submit, husbands love, children obey."

Phatty@phat-bat· May 18

"It's a good think congress isn't alive to see this."

Phatty@phat-bat· May 11

"Congratulations, You just won The iHop Peace Prize."

Phatty@phat-bat· Apr 29

Adam Serwer: I think the mass of sheer mediocrities who have glommed onto MAGA are partly and sometimes largely motivated by this sense that the world has unjustly denied them their due recognition and a terrified inability to consider the alternative.

Phatty@phat-bat· Apr 9

Someone’s been sleeping in my…chair?

A very furry tortie cat has burrowed under a towel placed on a chair that’s meant for her to sleep upon. She now comfortably sleeps under it. She has one back foot sticking out.

Phatty@phat-bat· Apr 7

And how many times it can alternate on a given day.

Many Faces, a character from the cartoon He Man is shown with a variety of his faces.

Phatty@phat-bat· Mar 24

From Bluesky user “Southpaw”: “It was an s&p index futures trade and a crude oil futures trade. No specific company involved there like there would be for a stock trade. But of course the SEC has all the tools to identify the parties.”

Phatty@phat-bat· Mar 12

0.0057. Very nice. Comfortably below the 0.02 JND that the color science people say is the limit. You’d make an excellent paint chip inspector. Is that a job? It should be.

Phatty@phat-bat· Mar 10

Hegseth claims that the mullahs fire weapons from schools

Phatty@phat-bat· Feb 16

Damn

My Merriam Webster “Your 2026 Word” is ‘enfeebled.’

Phatty@phat-bat· Feb 15

Mine seems like she is always resting. Sleeps in my bed more than I do….does that mean it’s really *her* bed??

Big full figured white cat with tabby spots lays comfortably on her back in her bed.

Phatty@phat-bat· Feb 6

Phatty@phat-bat· Jan 25

“In the wake of Pretti’s shooting, Attorney General Pam Bondi wrote to Minnesota governor Tim Walz to suggest he could “bring back law and order to Minnesota” if he handed over the state’s voter rolls to the Department of Justice. As Jacob Knutson of Democracy Docket noted, she explicitly tied the administration’s violence in the state to its determination to get its hands on voters’ personal data before the 2026 election. Minnesota has voted for the Democratic candidate running against Trump in the past three presidential elections, but he insists that he really has won the state each time.”

Phatty@phat-bat· Jan 23

They seem to be defending what they did by saying it was a meme

Phatty@phat-bat· Jan 22

Republicans support ICE terrorizing people in US cities.

Mike Levin: "We even tried to add a ban on the deportation of American citizens, and the Republicans in Congress rejected all of it!
Every single piece.
I’ll be voting NO on the Homeland Security appropriations bill. We pushed hard to add basic accountability measures when it comes to ICE, including warrant requirements, body cameras, and limits on excessive force."

Phatty@phat-bat· Jan 11

Like Heather Cox Richardson said in her January 10, 2026 (Saturday) letter:

"In the case of the murder of Ahmaud Arbery, the murderers and their protectors were clearly so isolated in their own racist bubble they could not see how regular Americans would react to the video of them hunting down and shooting a jogger.
"In the case of the murder of Renee Good, the shooter and his protectors are clearly so isolated in their own authoritarian bubble they cannot see how regular Americans would react to the video of a woman smiling at a masked agent and saying: “That’s fine, dude. I’m not mad at you,” only to have him shoot her in the face and then spit out “F*cking bitch” after he killed her.
"The thread that runs through both is the assumption that an American exercising their constitutional rights must submit, without question, to a white man holding a gun."

Phatty@phat-bat· Jan 10

Typical Gadsden flag image with a coiled rattlesnake ready to bite, except the phrase is different: "DON'T TREAD ON US!!!"

Phatty@phat-bat· Jan 8

The Washington Post. Trending Now. Jan. 8, 11:26am EST.
Heritage Foundation paper calls for ‘marriage bootcamp,’ discourages online dating, among other ideas
The conservative think tank aims to boost U.S. marriage and birth rates through recommendations to restrict pornography, create tax credits for bigger families while capping alimony payments and more.

Phatty@phat-bat· Dec 31

Lost custody of my bed. I’m entitled to a nap, damnit!

Two cats are sprawled out on the bed taking up both sides leaving no room for human.

Phatty@phat-bat· Dec 18

He looks like he's sitting in a high-chair for kids.

Lily Tomlin dressed as a kid and sitting in a big, giant rocking chair to make it look like she's a little kid. In the video she talks like a baby and talks about how to make a sandwich while fidgeting with her shoes.

Phatty@phat-bat· Oct 20

According to MAGA Mike, since Trump didn't call for the murder of his political opponents, it's ok for Trump to post a video of him shitting on Americans, American cities, and our flag. MAGA Mike think it's actually a smart and dandy way to use social media. Give me a break, Mike. We all know what Trump's message was.
Instead of actually caring about the needs, wants, and issues concerning the millions of Americans that showed up to the No Kings protests, this administration responds with mockery, disdain, and threats directed towards them.

Phatty@phat-bat· Oct 10

Big doe deer closeup with a little turkey head peeking out from behind

Phatty@phat-bat· Oct 1

JD is a heartless liar.

Phatty@phat-bat· Sep 28

Trump did do this. What are the possibilities here?
1. Trump believes it to be a true news video. Which means his mental decline is even worse than what we all thought, since it would mean that he believes a fake video of AI Trump is actually him, i.e., that it actually happened.
2. Trump posts it to lie to his MAGA followers for who knows why. One possible explanation would be to support and further encourage the blind following of his followers and their belief that he is their strong, wonderful, savior "daddy" dictator figure that they all know and love.
3. He posted it while he was under the influence of who knows what.
4. He really doesn't care about differentiating between what's true and what's false - he only cares about creating a reality where he is revered and worshiped as he believes he so deserves.
5. His narcissistic grandiosity has escalated into becoming a delusion by definition.
6. It was just a big whoopsie-doodle and we should all ignore it and forgive our big silly daddy leader.
7. ?

Phatty@phat-bat· Sep 27

Another picture of Spooky, our fluffy, long-haired torte cat

Phatty@phat-bat· Sep 27

Caturday: puctured is a big, fluffy long-haired torte cat. Her name is Spooky, aka Poopsie.

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