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"Stumpus Well"

@philipmarks87

I love my dogS. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. 🤙 he/him Probably reading something good📚💙 #art #charcoal #chalk Prints available here:

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"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· 25d

Quick doodle cuz it's been a while.

Charcoal scratches with a face drawn into it. Feminine

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· 25d

This is an XL and is available. Just for reference @hailseitan.bsky.social

Red shirt with "F*CK YOUR FLAG" and my Stumpus stamp

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· 25d

If it ain't duct... #fuct

Well, this is the side of a brick building that is breaking. It has a huge crack and it's getting bigger. But worry not, there are 3 useless pieces of tape on the crack

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· 26d

TacoRita™ Thursdays

Two white dogs facing away from the camera while standing on some rocks in a very dry section of the river below a dam. Taco left, Rita right

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· 27d

When I dip you dip we dip

Two very happy white pups laying in the water on near the grassy shore of a smallish river. Beautiful day, clear water

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· 27d

Upsetting flatware continued

... I know. A of of folks are going to say these aren't spoons, but they are. All oxidized silver Left to right: a deep bowl like spoon with a ridge at the bottom like you can see the handle poking through, but the handle is shredded and gnarled like it's shrapnel. Next is a spoon with many different tiny divots creating the head. They kinda look like bubbles and the handle is speckled with dots of silver dropped on top. Next is a mouth guard made of silver with a tiny kiss hair brush handle that has dots all around the edges. Last is a longer divot surrounded by smaller divots that kinda look like a sloppy flower that make up the head and a long flat too-wide bar for a handle and it's not straight or smooth. It's rough as fuck

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· 28d

Next T-shirts

Hand cut stamp inked on notebook paper "COMRADES ☭"

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· 28d

Insert appropriate joke here

Large white speckled and bumpy mushroom growing out of a dead stump in the middle of trail

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 12

Gen X helmets:

Picture from the movie leatherheads where Jim from the office looks even more dweeby wearing an old school football get up with a leather helmet. And some other dude

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 12

Mother fucker thinks he's cute

Squirrel kinda laying kinda perched on a stick I have protruding from my porch

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 12

Babies

Two tired and happy white dogs laying in a shallow river. Taco closer, Rita behind him

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 11

Babies

Two happy and hot dogs on top of a picnic table at the dog park. Taco left, Rita right

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 11

If I see this hat in the wild... Which I just did... I definitely am assuming you're a fucking piece of shit.

Dude at a dog park wearing sunglasses and a hat that is shaped like a state trooper. Really crisp flat brim. Fucking weird

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 11

Daisy's Raccoon 😊❤️ #art

Drawing on watercolor paper with alcohol markers, paint pen, and micron pen of a raccoon holding a Daisy❤️ after walking through a huge field during a sunset in the Midwest

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 10

Breakfast?

Picture from behind a white dog looking out a glass door at a squirrel on the railing eating some bird seed. Probably a sunflower seed. The dog is Rita

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 9

Maybe just maybe does anyone want a shirt? Testing the waters

Red heather cotton shirt stretched across some cardboard with black stencil print saying "F*CK YOUR FLAG" and a stamped image (that I made by hand) of an angry lorax-type cartoon and "Stumpus" under him.

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 9

TacoRita™ Thursdays

Two white dogs standing in shallow water, part of the river, Rita is closer and attached to a leash and Taco is in the distance off leash

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 8

Upsetting flatware continued

These are sort of forks and spoons... From left to right: a very weird shaped multi sized wrench is used as the handle and the fork head is just welded to the side of the main wrench head at an angle, the next is a different weird shaped wrench. This one has a spoon head welded to the main wrench head at an angle but also has a tiny fork head welded to the opposite end (not at an angle), third is yet another weird looking wrench and screwdriver that has a bottle opener and a fork head welded to a small protuberance that I think is a small flat head screwdriver. Last is a curved weird wrench thing with THREE spoon heads welded to the outside curve. These are fucked

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 7

Is this the worst possible thumbnail for Star Trek Voyager? It's definitely up there

"emotional dramas"
Thumbnail for Star Trek Voyager with Captain Janeway holding a puppy closer to her face with an expression that says "isn't it adorable?"

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 7

What I mean when I say I'm bougie

"Kirkland signature
Extra Fancy"

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 7

Also, check out this nose ring

Cow with a spiky nose ring. It's pretty metal 🤘

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 7

Rita's pretty cute too 😏

Sweet white fluffy -ish dog named Rita laying on the carpet in my living room with her front paws crossed and an inquisitive look on her face. There are little speech buttons for the dogs behind her.

Same sweet white dog laying in the river because she was hot as fuck during our walk

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 6

Me watching people argue about which puppet sucks more

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 6

"Can we? Can we?!"

Two dogs standing by a sign beside a river that says "tube exit" for people tubing down the river. Taco, on the left and not leashed, is looking back at me asking if he can go down to the water

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 6

There was an adolescent right there too. Very curious on both sides

Same picture as above except now you can see the adolescent cow to the left

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 6

A meeting of the moonds? A mooting of the minds?

Two white dogs staring at a bunch of cows that are in a very hilly pasture and the cows are staring back. Very sweet interaction. Rita left, Taco right

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 6

Cool shirt, dude

A stencil laid out on a piece of grey paper that says "F*CK YOUR FLAG"

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 3

Nah, we're staying in for now...

101° f
Partly cloudy
High101 low 72
Feels like 111°

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 3

River pups

Two white dogs in the shallow area on the side of a small river. Taco is stand on the left and looking back at the camera. Water is up to his knees(?) Rita is laying in the right in some pretty muddy water looking away from the camera

"Stumpus Well"@philipmarks87· Jul 3

Saved her a seat ❤️

Bench overlooking a river with trees and vines all around it