Like what the actual fuck is this. LAST IN BASEBALL. Crazy.

His last 30/15/7 games lol dude can’t even get on base at a .300 clip

And this is why Wheeler and Sanchez always have 20-30 more innings than these other guys. They don’t take rest days just to rest. So much more value in taking the ball every 5th day

Just really great

I’m laughing so bad about this “upgraded” trade lmao

I mean

Why the fuck does he get a whole article about pitching at coors lmao I hope he gets blasted

First pitch one out!

Happy Pride month from me and the gf 🥳🌈

Got crafty over the weekend

I know the Mariners struggle offensively more than they don’t but my god this is a whole new level of struggle

These numbers are insane

😭😭

Just the absolute best time of my life

When are we going to start talking about this

At the vet on day 36 of this broken foot journey. It’s been ROUGH but there’s a chance big boy could get it off today 🥹🥹

Oh my god you stole my cat??

My poor boy

My dog chased a squirrel today, stepped in a hole, and fractured his foot 😭 he will be in a full leg cast for 8 weeks look at him 🥺

He was an all star this year lolol

Soto walks so much because he has a different strike zone than everyone else

PHILS GAME WITH DAD

Rengifo as the tying run didn’t see a fucking strike lol what an embarassing job by the ump

Trap game